Ironically when the man phoned I had just watched Sootyj's stand-up clip on Facebook, thereby proving absolutely that I'm not an anti-semite.
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Quote: lofthouse @ July 3 2011, 8:59 PM BSTIt think you'll find that of all Gods wonderful creatures WE pretty much top the 'vermin' category
dont throw stones!
Why, what species are you and Ben?
Quote: David Bussell @ July 4 2011, 2:12 PM BSTI just got a phone call from a man calling me an "anti-semite c**t". Apparently my organisation has upset the Jewish community somehow so I'm expecting a few more calls of this nature.
So you're a 'scab' an anti-semite, and a c**t? I think I might complain too, what's the number?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 4 2011, 2:23 PM BSTEllie misses having an easy job.
Why don't you find an easier job then?
Tired and slightly fed up, but very glad that my parents are coming home today.
Tea?
No ta. Apparently I shouldn't be glad my parents are home because they are being mental and annoying.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 4 2011, 2:12 PM BSTI just got a phone call from a man calling me an "anti-semite c**t". Apparently my organisation has upset the Jewish community somehow so I'm expecting a few more calls of this nature.
Have you been saying mean things about our beloved Zionist utopia, flowing with milk and honey (and absolutely no Palestinian blood)?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2011, 5:05 PM BSTNo ta. Apparently I shouldn't be glad my parents are home because they are being mental and annoying.
Oh dear. 
Quote: David Bussell @ July 4 2011, 2:38 PM BSTIronically when the man phoned I had just watched Sootyj's stand-up clip on Facebook, thereby proving absolutely that I'm not an anti-semite.
Right now disprove it by offering me a gig on the basis of a 2 year old 30 second YouTube viddy, which end with me calling DaveyC a C**t
Quote: Vader @ July 4 2011, 4:23 PM BSTWhy don't you find an easier job then?
Because I'm only 4 months into this new job and it will look shit if I quit on my CV.
And you don't really want to quit anyway do you Ellie?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 4 2011, 6:29 PM BSTBecause I'm only 4 months into this new job and it will look shit if I quit on my CV.
What are your long term goals?
(Other than marrying Chip and having six Chiplets)
Quote: David Bussell @ July 4 2011, 2:12 PM BSTI just got a phone call from a man calling me an "anti-semite c**t".
You should stop smashing their shop windows in and incessantly playing Wagner.
I got my hair cut earlier. My barber now doesn't work til Friday. The lucky so and so.
Quote: Ben @ July 4 2011, 6:40 PM BSTI got my hair cut earlier. My barber now doesn't work til Friday. The lucky so and so.
You're always having your hair cut. How much do you spend on haircuts a year?
Quote: chipolata @ July 4 2011, 6:42 PM BSTYou're always having your hair cut. How much do you spend on haircuts a year?
Roughly £228.80 a year.
My neighbor just texted to invite me to an Independence Day fish fry at his house. We'll drink beer, fry fish (which I hate) and perhaps burn an effigy of King George.