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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 3 2011, 6:54 PM BST

Hug for Andie as alwaaaays!

Right back atcha Robyn!!
Hug Hug

Evening Andie! how do? good to see you around agian.

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2011, 8:38 PM BST

Vermin.

It think you'll find that of all Gods wonderful creatures WE pretty much top the 'vermin' category

dont throw stones! :P

Quote: lofthouse @ July 3 2011, 8:59 PM BST

It think you'll find that of all Gods wonderful creatures WE pretty much top the 'vermin' category

dont throw stones! :P

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ July 3 2011, 8:38 PM BST

Vermin.

No,no,no! He eats vermin. When rats are sneaking into your bedroom to gnaw your toes while you sleep, my fox will be defending me from plague-carrying black rats.

The wife has just told me about her friend who today was calling out for the family cat in the garden. For reasons best known to the said family, the cat was called...Shoes.

Imagine the mother calling out, "Shoes! Shoes!....c'mon, Shoes!"

The daughter comes up and says, "Mum, what are you doing?"
"I'm calling for the cat, what do you think I'm doing?"
"But the cat is called Socks."
"Ah. That's probably why it hasn't come back then."

Will Cam has installed Garage Band on his IPad and thinks he is f**king Trevor Horn. He is also becoming an Apple bore (but can't help himself - the c**t).

Quote: Will Cam @ July 3 2011, 10:30 PM BST

Will Cam has installed Garage Band on his IPad and thinks he is f**king Trevor Horn. He is also becoming an Apple bore (but can't help himself - the c**t).

Trevor Horn is God - you really think you could take his crown? ;)

Being an Apple bore is to be encouraged. Cool

Fox has scorned the M & S tinned chicken I opened! He ate half of half a tin!

How rude!

No sooner had I written the above than the tinned chicken disappeared!

Did he take the tin too?

Quote: keewik @ July 3 2011, 8:31 PM BST

Sitting in the sun wondering what we have in scraps for the fox tonight. After our 3 week absence, he turned up last night and peered at us through the door till food was provided. This fox really has a good memory

Be careful and never forget it is a wild animal.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8591554/Fox-bit-sleeping-student-after-sneaking-in-through-cat-flap.html

Quote: keewik @ July 4 2011, 12:05 AM BST

Fox has scorned the M & S tinned chicken I opened! He ate half of half a tin!

Just goes to show about over hyped M&S food.

Only humans fall for it.

Quote: billwill @ July 4 2011, 12:12 AM BST

B http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8591554/Fox-bit-sleeping-student-after-sneaking-in-through-cat-flap.html

What a load of bolux.

I placed my hands on the puppy dog last night and put her in her crate.

In the morning she was healed!

It is clear I am the Messiah and therefore am getting into the puppy healing business shortly.

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