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Ben may be a better bet to PM.

He's a man about town who is often seen with some hot chicks draped across his person.

PM me if you want, I taught Ben everything he knows - but not everything I know.

You putting pictures up as well, TB?

You have to on dating profiles or else you won't get any replies.

Good point! Shows how little I know about dating websites...

You need someone like me- I'm a pro at pretending to be a better person than I am.

I think everyone pretends to be better when they first meet a potential partner.

I don't. WYSIWYG.

Unlike you, though, Chip, we can't all have the Chip factor.

What's zoosk like? Just seen their brightly coloured ad.

Quote: Ben @ June 30 2011, 10:06 PM BST

Unlike you, though, Chip, we can't all have the Chip factor.

I think you've got it, Ben.

Quote: Ben @ June 30 2011, 10:06 PM BST

Unlike you, though, Chip, we can't all have the Chip factor.

Rohypnol?

Quote: Ben @ June 30 2011, 7:03 PM BST

You putting pictures up as well, TB?

Look - he's only just met them.

Quote: Chappers @ June 30 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Look - he's only just met them.

:D

I met the wife through the newspaper (I'm that old) but I do sometimes wonder what would what would happen if I used a dating site now. Just curious as to what replies I get.

...and in case the wife is reading, "No, I'm not looking to have an affair!"

In all my life I've only been propositioned three times in the real world. Twice by the same person on separate occasions (a man driving a Lada looking for a good time) and a woman on an outwardbound course who must surely have been related to Bella Emberg. I was seriously scared that day...

Logged on today to see 5 emails with the subject line of 'Your profile has just been viewed'.......woop wooop!.

Last night I sent messages to 2 normal-looking women with interesting profiles. The messages were just casual and saying 'hi, if you want to chat, blah blah' with a few comments/questions about what they had written in their profile. About 5 lines in each one.

Both replied last night. One was a mangled sentence: 'Hi, hows u, babe? and the other was 'Yes, I'm fine, thanks. You?'.

Argh!

The first one went in the 'delete' section and the second one....well, how can you get into a conversation with someone who just replies like that? Both of these women had written good profiles- that's the frustrating thing.

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