Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2011, 12:02 PM BSTDoes this make you a Scab?
If you see a scab 'picket' 
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Swap all the pens around Dave and create chemical warfare. Coughs and sneezes (and pen sharing) spreads diseases.
Makes me sound slightly mysophobic... 
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2011, 1:25 PM BSTChip's just seen an accident beteen a cyclist and a car. Nobody was hurt but the cyclist bounced off the car bonnet most impressively.
Eep!
Matthew has just opened a package to reveal a poster of the three breasted whore from Total Recall. My boss was a little surprised.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2011, 11:43 AM BSTNo, Portugal. Oh my it's hot.
Love Portugal, where are you?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 30 2011, 1:43 PM BSTMatthew has just opened a package to reveal a poster of the three breasted whore from Total Recall. My boss was a little surprised.
A poster? Do you sleep in a bed shaped like a sportscar too?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 30 2011, 1:28 PM BSTYouch.
Nat had a look the cheapest hotel is 'Butlers' £29.95, b@b on Booking.com.
Five mins from Leeds, if this is helpful! good luck 
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2011, 2:19 PM BSTA poster? Do you sleep in a bed shaped like a sportscar too?
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2011, 2:19 PM BSTA poster? Do you sleep in a bed shaped like a sportscar too?
I'm not going to be sticking it to any walls, I need it for other... purposes.
Quote: chipolata @ June 30 2011, 1:25 PM BSTChip's just seen an accident beteen a cyclist and a car. Nobody was hurt but the cyclist bounced off the car bonnet most impressively.
Double yeouch.
Stephen's posh new car lied to him and told him there was 24 miles left in the tank, then conked out
6 Mile walk for a gallon of petrol.
Strange really, several people I know tooted at me as they passed - wasn't it obvious that I wasn't taking the big plastic green can for a walk.
Lol!! Running out of fuel bad times mate
I've just had an email from the Olly Murs website. Who is this creature and what is he doing emailing me?
A poem from my youngest daughter...
I just did a poo,
And it smells like you.
Thanks.
Quote: TopBanana @ June 30 2011, 4:27 PM BSTOlly Murs
Sounds like some sort of chromosome disorder.
Turns out it is a disease, causing sufferers to wear c**ty hats.
