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Everyone at my job is on the picket lines today leaving me with my own floor. Seriously considering some mischief. Right now I'm thinking of constructing a fake wall from toilet roll and sellotape.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 30 2011, 10:05 AM BST

Everyone at my job is on the picket lines today leaving me with my own floor. Seriously considering some mischief. Right now I'm thinking of constructing a fake wall from toilet roll and sellotape.

You could print out life sized celeb pics and fill the office with them so it looks like you work with stars.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 30 2011, 10:05 AM BST

Everyone at my job is on the picket lines today leaving me with my own floor. Seriously considering some mischief. Right now I'm thinking of constructing a fake wall from toilet roll and sellotape.

Why aren't you on strike?

N.B. college next to mine has lecturers as opposed to smoking chavvy students.
Lecturers actually scarier and more menacing.

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2011, 10:38 AM BST

Why aren't you on strike?

Because someone has to run the office. And I have the internet here.

Quote: Gavin @ June 30 2011, 10:28 AM BST

You could print out life sized celeb pics and fill the office with them so it looks like you work with stars.

This smacks of brilliance.

Quote: Ben @ June 30 2011, 6:27 AM BST

Amsterdam, Nil?

No, Portugal. Oh my it's hot.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2011, 11:43 AM BST

No, Portugal. Oh my it's hot.

Awesome! Have fun big man!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2011, 11:43 AM BST

No, Portugal. Oh my it's hot.

You're like Judith-bloody-Charmers!

Quote: David Bussell @ June 30 2011, 10:41 AM BST

Because someone has to run the office. And I have the internet here.

Does this make you a Scab?

Did you find any use out of that website I sent you BF?

Actually what happens if a Union's staff go on strike?

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 30 2011, 11:43 AM BST

No, Portugal. Oh my it's hot.

You're in Portugal and you're on the BCG??? Glad to see you've got your priorities right!

Chip's just seen an accident beteen a cyclist and a car. Nobody was hurt but the cyclist bounced off the car bonnet most impressively.

Youch.

Leevil has pulled his T-shirt sleeves up to create a mock vest. He's also admiring his 24 inch pythons.

Quote: bigfella @ June 30 2011, 12:02 PM BST

Does this make you a Scab?

I've been called worse.

Quote: sootyj @ June 30 2011, 12:13 PM BST

Actually what happens if a Union's staff go on strike?

I don't know. Write it as a sketch and we'll see.

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