It's this one I believe - http://www.lakeland.co.uk/12417/Pasta-Machine
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It's such as a vegetarian you won't have anything nice to put on your pasta, merely vegetables you might as well chop up a cardboard box and smear it with vegetables.
Or don't bother chopping it up just live in it and gradually eat it.
Ooh, that looks fun.
I don't fancy all the faffing beforehand, but the bit where it makes fun shapes looks good.
Ah I thought it generated pasta. Thats just a fancy cheese grater. I'm out.
Quote: sootyj @ June 28 2011, 4:12 PM BSTIt's such as a vegetarian you won't have anything nice to put on your pasta, merely vegetables you might as well chop up a cardboard box and smear it with vegetables.
Or don't bother chopping it up just live in it and gradually eat it.
Well a man who doesn't like his veg, is no man of mine. Yeah, making ravioli isn't as great as it could be. But there are many alternatives that I love too. I just love pasta!
Quote: Gavin @ June 28 2011, 4:15 PM BSTAh I thought it generated pasta. Thats just a fancy cheese grater. I'm out.
Yeah, you don't dump in flour and get a packet of pasta at the end. But to make pasta is the easiest thing ever. A basic recipe consists of flour and water (salt if your fancy). Mix together to form a dough and then stick it through the pasta press. Fresh pasta only takes 3 mins to boil and tastes a lot nice than dried.
Surely an egg too.
For egg pasta, that might help yes.
I need to cook tea (apparently).
Waiting by the pool while the room is cleaned. I'm pretty sure this hottie was hired to just parade up and down in her tiny bikini.
Quote: DaButt @ June 28 2011, 5:45 PM BSTWaiting by the pool while the room is cleaned. I'm pretty sure this hottie was hired to just parade up and down in her tiny bikini.
Pic, please.
Are you being a massive perv, DaButt?
She's being a massive tease. Just image a tiny, tanned Vietnamese girl with big 'ooters ( learned that from the tattooed 50-year-old British women on the elevator ride back to my room) all stuffed into a tiny purple bikini.
Weeeell, she could be a tease. Or she could be minding her own business but having to contend with a bearded man in the corner ogling her hooters and drooling. 
People have the right to look if you're showing yourself off. Leering is where youndraw the line though. Leering is more sinister.
Quote: zooo @ June 28 2011, 6:26 PM BSTWeeeell, she could be a tease. Or she could be minding her own business but having to contend with a bearded man in the corner ogling her hooters and drooling.
I'm a massive perv. I think if I was male perving on women this way - I'd be in jail.