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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 28 2011, 10:49 AM BST

Goody (er me) was called out to work Sunday night and then Monday night too. (££££'s) Knackered but taking the rest of the sunny week off to chill and watch tennis.

Stephen, you're a good lad. But whenever I read a post of yours referring to yourself as "Goody". It always reminds me of the type of nickname a kid would give himself at school.

"People call me A-K"

"Who calls you A-K and why?"

"All ma boys. My crew, innit. And it's cus I carrys me an AK-47."

"What's that, some sort of model aeroplane?"

"No, it's a gun, innit."

"And where are your crew?"

"Playing a deadly game of chess."

"What's that, some sort of gang warfare?"

"Nah, chess club."

Says the guy called Leevil?

What was your real nickname?

Well being called Lee, I didn't really need a snappy nickname. And as for my surname, my older brother got their first with that one.

I volunteered today! :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2011, 3:26 PM BST

I volunteered today! :)

For what?

Might seem strange an old man giving himself a nickname - but I haven't really.
Everyone I know calls me Goody. My friends, my wife even my customers.
Recently I went to very big bosses office to talk to him and he wasn't in so I called his mobile. His mobile was on his desk and when I looked, it said 'Goody calling'

Goody it is then. :D

Which one are you though, Bill Oddie??

Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 3:27 PM BST

For what?

Striptease event.

Actually at a charity shop.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2011, 3:41 PM BST

Striptease event. Actually at a charity shop.

Eh?

Great joke! But there's a part of my brain wondering if you meant A striptease event at a charity shop.

Tell us more.

Quote: Leevil @ June 28 2011, 3:43 PM BST

Eh?

Great joke! But there's a part of my brain wondering if you meant A striptease event at a charity shop.

Laughing out loud Hence the now edited post. I realised after too!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 28 2011, 3:43 PM BST

Tell us more.

Um, I'm going to do Monday mornings at a charity shop near my house. Like sorting donations and tills and stuff. Today I heard all about a cat named Daisy Buchanan.

Striptease event.

Actually at a charity shop.

It still reads as yer kit off in a charity shop.

Commendable either way :)

:D Well, well done anyway. Hope you enjoy it :)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 28 2011, 3:49 PM BST

It still reads as yer kit off in a charity shop.

Commendable either way :)

Laughing out loud

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