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Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 10:39 AM BST

Chip's just had a meeting with a lovely young Spanish lady. He's now officially in love and off the market.

Wow! You move quick.

Quote: Marc P @ June 28 2011, 10:39 AM BST

Did the lady from Del Monte say yes?

She will, Marc. She will.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 28 2011, 11:08 AM BST

Wow! You move quick.

IMPULSE!

Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 11:10 AM BST

IMPULSE!

Does she know who you are?

Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 11:10 AM BST

She will, Marc. She will.

Did she squeeze your satsumas?

Quote: EllieJP @ June 28 2011, 11:12 AM BST

Does she know who you are?

I'm working with her on a project so I hopes so!

My parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.

Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?

All sound like your problems.

;)

I've heard of that happening to babies. But 7 year olds?
Did you have a very large kitchen sink?

Quote: Marc P @ June 28 2011, 11:14 AM BST

Did she squeeze your satsumas?

Please don't sully this special day, Marc.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 28 2011, 12:21 PM BST

My parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.

Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?

It's weird after about age 2.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 28 2011, 12:21 PM BST

My parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.

Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?

Depends.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 28 2011, 1:27 PM BST

It's weird after about age 2.

That's what I'm thinking.

I don't think it went on until 7. I think it ended at 5.

Teary

Quote: TopBanana @ June 28 2011, 12:21 PM BST

My parents used to put me in the kitchen sink to wash me as a child. This went on until the age of 7.

Is that a) normal, b) weird or c) f**king child abuse?

Is your surname West?

It was just one of those things.....it sounds weird but there were none of yer sinister behaviour, if that's what you're getting at!

Quote: chipolata @ June 28 2011, 1:02 PM BST

Please don't sully this special day, Marc.

Chip's got the pip.

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