Gerard Depardieu has married Whoopi Goldberg - she's now Mrs Whoopi Depardieu.
[Joe Pasquale]
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Oh my god, I'm embarrassed to say I laughed at that.
Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 2:37 PM GMTI like those jokes. I liked Whoopi Goldberg marrying Peter Cushing to become Whoopi Cushing. Also Beyonce marrying Roy Castle to become Beyonce Castle.
Maybe a little off topic, but;
Hahahahahahahaha!
The last is the best.
Best Lay sounds good.
Excellent. I will now spend ages thinking of celeb ones . . .
Is it just me...
or does anyone else find pressing F5 refreshing?
What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very Little
How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it.
When I die, I want to go like my father: peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. (Bob Monkhouse)
Gerard Depardieu has married Whoopi Goldberg - she's now Mrs Whoopi Depardieu.
I don't get that.
I'm scared of Buddhists, doctor says its Zenophobia.
Holographic drums.
You can't beat them.
My wifes always correcting me.
My face is FULL of tippex.
I found an everlasting lemon.
I now have a zest for life.
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ December 10 2008, 8:35 PM BSTGerard Depardieu has married Whoopi Goldberg - she's now Mrs Whoopi Depardieu.
Another old one, less funny though, was if Whitney Houston married Gene Pitney.
Rice is really good when I'm hungry and I want two thousand of something.
when my father caught me and my brother smoking, he took is into the back yard with a big cigar and made us suck his cock.