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Sweaty. All over. Especially in my pants.

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 4:01 PM BST

Happy Birthday zooo, oh you, the best mod ever! :D

PFFFFF!

True though.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 27 2011, 4:01 PM BST

Sweaty. All over. Especially in my pants.

Birthday image of the day!

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 4:04 PM BST

Birthday image of the day!

You would not want to shove your hand down my shorts right now, that's for sure.

Not yet fermented?

Sick

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 4:01 PM BST

Did I say this already? Happy Birthday zooo, oh you, the best mod ever! :D

:O Angry

Riley has melted and is going to live in the fridge. London was stupily hot. Aprt from the fifth floor where the management live.
"Air conditioning?" Riley asks casually.
"No. Fans" says the manager
"Any for the workers? Its stifling upstairs."
"No. Sorry. Cut backs."
(Riley departs for the things that piss you off thread...)

Sootyj is a plutocrat he has the only working fan in the building

F**k the workers.

Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2011, 5:12 PM BST

F**k the workers.

Is that stipulated in their contract

Don't be a silly Fella.

They don't have contracts.

I buy them by the pound from snakehead gangs.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 27 2011, 5:02 PM BST

:O Angry

Console

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 27 2011, 4:05 PM BST

You would not want to shove your hand down my shorts right now, that's for sure.

experiment no 34567 in reverse psychology

Quote: Leevil @ June 27 2011, 5:25 PM BST

Console

Consoling is not enough.

I want icecream.

I'm not eating carbs at the moment... and I am craving bad things... like bread and pasta and potato... and alcohol!

Did you find out if you are allergic/intolerant to anything yet?

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