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Things that piss you off Page 710

I quite fancy a Jammy Dodger now.

I tried a Choccie Dodger last week. Underwhelming.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 27 2011, 9:19 AM BST

I tried a Choccie Dodger last week.

:O I've never heard of them!

Quote: chipolata @ June 27 2011, 9:26 AM BST

:O I've never heard of them!

Neither have I! Do they advertise those with Chinchillas?

Quote: Brown @ June 27 2011, 9:28 AM BST

Neither have I? Do they advertise those with Chinchillas?

I haven't seen the monkey advert but you've piqued my interest. Simians in adverts is a big part of British culture.

Quote: chipolata @ June 27 2011, 9:38 AM BST

I haven't seen the monkey advert but you've piqued my interest. Simians in adverts is a big part of British culture.

So is the Daz Doorstop challenge but thankfully we managed to kill that...and those Nescafe Adverts where Giles from Buffy wants to have it away with that posh woman from the early 90's.

Quote: Brown @ June 27 2011, 9:41 AM BST

those Nescafe Adverts where Giles from Buffy wants to have it away with that posh woman from the early 90's.

"Have it away"? Are you a 1970's sitcom character?

Quote: Nogget @ June 27 2011, 9:44 AM BST

"Have it away"? Are you a 1970's sitcom character?

Yes, thank you for noticing. A satirical biography of my life is due for screening on G.O.L.D this winter.

Those monkeys are terrifying. Hate 'em.

Quote: zooo @ June 27 2011, 11:18 AM BST

Those monkeys are terrifying. Hate 'em.

Bloody apist.

Quote: chipolata @ June 27 2011, 11:28 AM BST

Bloody apist.

Its still accepted to be an apist in most countries

So you're an 'atholic who loves the 'ope?

Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2011, 11:32 AM BST

So you're an 'atholic who loves the 'ope?

I prefer too see myself as an apeiest.

Egad you've cunningly turned me into a gnostic.

Quote: sootyj @ June 27 2011, 12:06 PM BST

Egad you've cunningly turned me into a gnostic.

This is pretty much how buddhism started you know.

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