The Kings Leech
The touching tale of stuttering Nazi King George VI's friendship with a big worm.
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The King's Deetch
King George VI could pronounce the word ditch posher than anyone else but could he rally England to fight the Nazis?
The King's Sweetch
The sequel featuring his pronounciation of the word switch
King's Speech
Pop impresario and record producer Jonathon King talks about his attraction to small boys and how it's in no way unhealthy.
The King's Reach
Can George VI remember that Mr Hitler likes action at the front and the back?
Kinga's Speech
Big Brother 6 contestant discusses the pros and cons of wanking yourself off with a bottle on national television.
King Kong's Speech
Great Ape linguistic turnaround.
From this:
GRAAAHHHHH!!
To this:
I say, Fay Wray really is an exquisite creature. Would you chaps mind not flying around my head, little bit of tinnitus don't you know.
The Wembley Stadium Exorcist - When a spectators 12 year old daughter takes ill at the Champions League final, due to the influence of a mysterious entity, she runs to Sir Alex for help. 'I'm Sorry love' says sir Alex. 'We know f**k all about possession'.
Quote: Will Cam @ May 28 2011, 9:54 PM BSTThe Wembley Stadium Exorcist - When a spectators 12 year old daughter takes ill at the Champions League final, due to the influence of a mysterious entity, she runs to Sir Alex for help. 'I'm Sorry love' says sir Alex. 'We know f**k all about possession'.
Is that a text doing the rounds? If it isn't, it should be.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 28 2011, 9:59 PM BST
No, it's straight from my brain. Feel free to spread it far and wide.
24/7 really gruelling sequel to 24.
The Dear Hunter
Bob De Niro guns down old women just to put the day in.
A Shite At The Opera
The Marx brothers literally leave their mark as an opera singer receives a turd bomb in his mouth from a couple of arses up in the fancy seats.
Face/Hoff
After mixing up their boat races; Hoff joins the A-Team and Face goes to Baywatch, you get the gist.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 28 2011, 11:36 PM BSTFace/Hoff
After mixing up their boat races; Hoff joins the A-Team and Face goes to Baywatch, you get the gist.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - The Movie
The film begins and Stew walks out onto a stage where he proceeds to talk for four solid hours about biscuits.
The End.
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