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When you go and see and up and coming band. The next day you go into work and say you went to see a band and everyone says "who was it?" and you tell them who. Of course, the uncultured oafs then just give you a strange look and say "hmmmph, well I haven't heard of them". Really gets me that they think if anything isn't on their radar it must be shit as they are so wonderfully hip. Then they start singing songs by The Kooks/ Keane etc. In fact, I actually saw The Kooks when they were nobodies and everyone was all "The Kooks? What a stupid name" cut to: Them all loving The Kooks a year later. N.B. I don't like The Kooks.

That Jools Holland wasnt live this year :(

Those ridiculous adverts where wannabe actors are filmed at jaunty angles sitting on stairs talking about how a particular yoghurt or a different toothpaste has changed their lives.

Winterlight, along similarish lines, my brother used to LOVE those arctic fellows, and went to see them about a dozen times I think. But then they got famous and everything, and apparently the studio album is shit (comparitively anyway), so he doesn't like them as much any more.

Me, I just don't like modern music.

I never go off bands just because they get big. Only if they get big and SHIT. This inevitably happens to all bands though...

Getting back on track.

I loathe and I mean really f**king loathe it when people spell 'lose' with the completely different word of 'loose'. You don't want to what? You don't want to loose it? Don't you mean loosen? What the hell are you talking about?!

Where did the anti-American stuff come from.If it wasn't for the Yanks
We'd all have numbers stamped on our foreheads,and talking Kraut.

My main hate is viginas with flaps like John Waynes saddle bags.

Where did the anti-American stuff come from.If it wasn't for the Yanks
We'd all have numbers stamped on our foreheads,and talking Kraut.

My main hate is viginas with flaps like John Waynes saddle bags.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 1, 2008, 8:16 PM

My main hate is viginas with flaps like John Waynes saddle bags.

Laughing out loud
Ahhhhhh! You saw that pic of me on tinternet then! :$

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 1, 2008, 8:16 PM

Where did the anti-American stuff come from.

Nature. ;)

I fupping love America.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 1, 2008, 8:16 PM

Where did the anti-American stuff come from.

Probably me!

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 1, 2008, 8:16 PM

If it wasn't for the Yanks
We'd all have numbers stamped on our foreheads,and talking Kraut.

I think you've probably been watching too much Band of Brothers.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 1, 2008, 8:16 PM

Where did the anti-American stuff come from.If it wasn't for the Yanks
We'd all have numbers stamped on our foreheads,and talking Kraut.

Not really we would all be speaking Russian and have no personal property though.

Something that really pissed me off today is apparently cos my girlfriend is on a diet I am too?!? Next i'll be forced to have period pains Angry

*snigger*

Spilling Pepsi Max on your keyboard, having half the buttons die and then spending the whole day taking it apart and cleaning/washing/drying it Angry

That's what you get for drinking Pepsi Max!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 1, 2008, 4:19 PM

That Jools Holland wasnt live this year :(

I don't think it ever is. Or do you mean Jools himself?

The Hootenany is always pre-recorded.

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