Maybe "Reader, I married him"?
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Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 3:16 PM BSTYeh I'm ok, more gutted coz car is only just 6 months old
I did get some Co-Dydramol and another pack of tablets I can't remember the name of
There must be a 'Newman's have a car crash' comic in the pipeline now! 
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2011, 3:39 PM BSTI vote use the same line to end it.
Hey, that's a great idea!!!!!
I'm going to!
Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2011, 3:08 PM BSTI am now well over minimum length for my book which is good as I have a week to finish it. If I can just think how
A MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
"It was all a dream."
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 24 2011, 3:46 PM BSTA MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
I did that in the last one lol, well not at the end...(suicide by gas barbecue) so maybe!!! 
Quote: Timbo @ June 24 2011, 3:41 PM BSTMaybe "Reader, I married him"?
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ June 24 2011, 3:42 PM BSTThere must be a 'Newman's have a car crash' comic in the pipeline now!
Maybe 
I can't confirm I was writing it in A&E lol.
Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2011, 3:43 PM BSTHey, that's a great idea!!!!!
I'm going to!
Woo! I await my fee.
So do I. Meanwhile I have been knocked off the Number One spot by Wilbur Smith!
Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2011, 3:56 PM BSTSo do I.
Will Smiths 13th century evil twin?
Quite possibly he seems to have been around for a while
Quote: Marc P @ June 24 2011, 3:56 PM BSTSo do I.
My cats were called Wilbur and Smithie when we were kids. They're both dead now.
My niece and nephew's bunny is called Wilbur.