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I met a guy with no arms who learned to draw with a pen up his arse.

So there's always hope.

Quote: sootyj @ June 24 2011, 11:05 AM BST

I met a guy with no arms who learned to draw with a pen up his arse.

So there's always hope.

Your sketch writing guru exposed at last.

Will are you still drawing willys on bus shelters|?

Quote: Will Cam @ June 24 2011, 11:07 AM BST

Your sketch writing guru exposed at last.

Your persistence is inspiring.

Quote: sootyj @ June 24 2011, 11:05 AM BST

I met a guy with no arms who learned to draw with a pen up his arse.

So there's always hope.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword. But this guy sounds armless.

Right, off to get gas and leccy for the meter. So far this morning I've done some washing and hung it out to dry, done the washing up, paid the ex(c)ess on the wife's mobile phone insurance (grr!) and done a poster for the school Bingo.

This afternoon I will finish cutting the grass and tidy the garden while the wife gets herself a new photo driving licence and does the grocery shopping. It will be last chance before we give our courtesey car back tomorrow morning (Pah!).

Hope Gav is okay :(

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Hope you're okay Gavala

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Shit, hope you're ok. Make a claim! ££££!

Back! With like 2 boxes of pain killers.

So. Hows everyone else's morning been?

Largely uneventful!

I crashed into some bloody Welsh bloke, who then got a ride in a fire engine. Lucky git.

Quote: Leevil @ June 24 2011, 1:20 PM BST

I crashed into some bloody Welsh bloke, who then got a ride in a fire engine. Lucky git.

Twas ace and the female fire fighter was very cute and asked me how I found the HTC desire lol!

:D Score! Did they do the siren for you as well?

Quote: Leevil @ June 24 2011, 1:44 PM BST

:D Score! Did they do the siren for you as well?

Lol!! I didn't go anywhere I just sat in it. Was so cool. Wanted to give it a drive, but prob best I didn't ask considering why I was in there lol

Hah!

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