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Heee, The Doctor in shorts. I bet Matt Smith's got right spindly legs.

He's a footballer so they're probably quite toned.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2011, 9:36 PM BST

Heee, The Doctor in shorts. I bet Matt Smith's got right spindly legs.

I wasn't going to like GIVE IT AWAY before I actually wore the outfit for my birthday, but today I ended up wearing it all because I was too excited by the bow ties.

Heeeee!

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2011, 9:36 PM BST

Heee, The Doctor in shorts. I bet Matt Smith's got right spindly legs.

And knobbly knees.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2011, 10:24 PM BST

Heeeee!

This.

I wanna see pics Scats.

Was promised repeatedly my new bed would be delivered by midday - I had plans for the afternoon running on into the evening. In the event the bed was not delivered until late afternoon so my plans for the rest of the day had to be cancelled. When I unwrapped the divan I discovered that the sockets for the feet had been installed by a chimp using a club hammer. No prospect of being able to fit the feet into these mangled lumps of metal so the divan is going to have to go back and be replaced. Bit of a waste of a day's leave really.

The mattress is being delivered separately by DHL, who are always shocking, so I dread to think what dramas await me there.

My old bed has already been taken away, so I am settling down for the night on the sofa bed. I may be sleeping there for some weeks to come...

Sounds a bit shiit mate. Good luck with the rest of it.

See my signature

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2011, 11:15 PM BST

This.

I wanna see pics Scats.

Oh gosh. Laughing out loud It's not for two weeks yet, but it is pretty hilarious.

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Quote: Leevil @ June 24 2011, 1:21 AM BST

Sounds a bit shiit mate.

Annoying but ultimately of no consequence (he says through gritted teeth).

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Ouch. This forum provides a lot of work for the motor insurance industry.

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

:O Hug

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Hope you're okay Gavinator!

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2011, 10:36 AM BST

I've had a hugely fun morning.

Got hit in the car and now going to A&E because body feels like I been punched by a lion. Fun Fun Fun.

Good luck mate - you have my every sympathy. Get well soon

Yikes. Hope your drawing hand is okay! (And all your other bits).

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