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Who do you fancy? Page 620

Depends where they are.

I bet women love men's nipples with a little ring of straggly hair around them.

They go crazy for it.

Quote: TopBanana @ June 22 2011, 1:05 PM BST

Do women find erect nipples on men alluring?

Nope. They're neither alluring nor unalluring. They're just there. Or not.

What woman could resist a pair of men's knockers.

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2011, 9:50 PM BST

Men are f**king weird.

Agreed, nipples like that look like lactating dogs. Gross.

I have a friend who can fit 10 CD'd on her nips, and even hers don't stick out as much as those fake ones.

:P OH Lordy! remember when I went to a charity dance and entered a'rock@roll' dance competition.

To gain an unfair advantage I stuck 2 'blu-tac' nips on!!

Yes we won! judged by local MP!

Quote: AngieBaby @ June 22 2011, 7:49 PM BST

I have a friend who can fit 10 CD'd on her nips, and even hers don't stick out as much as those fake ones.

Pictures, please.

When I did drag for a fancy dress party, I used a 2p coin and a bit of screwed up sellotape as a false nipple (Well 2 of them actually), it worked very well.

Quote: 404 Not Found @ June 23 2011, 8:11 PM BST

When I did drag for a fancy dress party, I used a 2p coin and a bit of screwed up sellotape as a false nipple (Well 2 of them actually), it worked very well.

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Kate Winslet. Red, curly hair.

We have a winner.

I liked Kate in Eternal Sunshine... even with the crazy hair. What am I saying, especially with the crazy hair.

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Go crazy-haired girls!

\o/

I miss the days of crazy hair :(

*looks at own boring straight brown hair*
*cries*

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