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Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 23 2011, 4:33 PM BST

But we've got so little cross over! Different style, personality, delivery and material. Plus if kill her I won't be able to be her friend :(

I'm already friends with her and she told me she hates you. And she said you'll never be successful while she's around - she'll make sure of it.

Also, I still suspect you're a brunette version of her, but I'll find out soon enough I guess.

Quote: Marc P @ June 23 2011, 4:52 PM BST

I plan to write a Children's book next. Have done a few chapters and a pitch page or two.

Good idea, is it more Spot the Dog or Harry Potter?

Quote: Vader @ June 23 2011, 4:56 PM BST

Also, I still suspect you're a brunette version of her, but I'll find out soon

I'm a chubby bespectacled northernlady. How does that sound even REMOTELY similar??

Quote: Vader @ June 23 2011, 4:56 PM BST

Good idea, is it more Spot the Dog or Harry Potter?

12 and up so I guess more the latter. I might even make up some words too! :)

Here's one! Dooker: dead hooker.

Quote: Marc P @ June 23 2011, 5:04 PM BST

12 and up so I guess more the latter. I might even make up some words too! :)

"Upon a hill, all alone, stands a boy made of stone."

My great children's novel. Kids have short attention spans these days don't they?

Quote: Leevil @ June 23 2011, 5:12 PM BST

"Upon a hill, all alone, stands a boy made of stone."

My great children's novel. Kids have short attention spans these days don't they?

You do... you haven't written anymore since we read that opening a year or two ago! :D

Quote: Vader @ June 23 2011, 4:50 PM BST

Whatever gave you that idea?

The voices... which funnily enough sound a lot like a Pirate

Out by the spit
Drifts a boy made of shit.

Out on the beach, neck deep in sand: I buried the bastard who cut off my hand.

out in the arboreal hood
was little red riding
who gave me wood

It's upto 16 hours of any form of work or work like activity including
training but not voluntary work.

The voluntary work needs to be with a registered charity and yo have to be available to attend work interviews within 48 hours.

Well that's a load of ol' rubbish.

First I get the drugs
then I get the money
then I get the women

simples

Quote: Pineapplesky @ June 24 2011, 1:01 AM BST

Well that's a load of ol' rubbish.

Disagreeing with me or with JSA?

Quote: Marc P @ June 23 2011, 4:52 PM BST

I plan to write a Children's book next. Have done a few chapters and a pitch page or two.

Is this still coming along? I am intrigued!

A woman came up to me yesterday in a shop and asked me to look at the children's book she had written. I didn't know how to respond. She I threw the book back in her face and ran out of the shop laughing.

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