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:D Gavin congratulations!

Zooo its caramel colouring.

When making gravy you thicken meat juices with flour when thickened, add veg stock, then oxo and the 'gravy browning' just a spot as it's very dark.

Das-but I hope that isn't the same Springfield that Homer Simpson comes from??

Ellie the best suprises are not always wrapped? ;)

Quote: DaButt @ June 23 2011, 5:33 AM BST

Be my guest. I'll share my snubby with anyone.

fnar fnar

Quote: DaButt @ June 23 2011, 5:33 AM BST

Be my guest. I'll share my snubby with anyone.

Is it true you only fire blanks..?

If he is going armed

Then I am too. This'll hang out of my back pocket nicely

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There was a strange leak in the garden this morning. Water bubbling up from under the hedge and pooling on the grass.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 11:15 PM BST

Are you planning to earn some extra cash?

I do sometimes think it might be quite fun to take part in a drug trial. But I was mainly just wondering what happened to him. I remember his girlfriend said she didn't care what he looked like...then dumped him six weeks later.

You reminded me of an incident that happened to me a few years ago chip.

I was at the hospital and had to have a radio active dye put through my ateries so they could see what was happening inside.

I had a massive alergic reaction to the dye.

I could feel the skin and flesh on my head swelling up and moving.
To be honest, the doctors panicked when they saw me. It was the weirdest feeling.
They quickly pumped me with anti-histamine and went outside to inform my wife about my reaction.
They told her not to be alarmed (which of course she immediately was) but I had had a reaction and my head had swollen.

She tried not to laugh when they wheeled me out - me sat there looking wobegone with a massive head. I pointed to my face and said 'what do you think to Billy big head then'
I was ok in the end, I only have to mention it and my wife still laughs at the sight of me.

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2011, 9:37 AM BST

There was a strange leak in the garden this morning. Water bubbling up from under the hedge and pooling on the grass.

I do sometimes think it might be quite fun to take part in a drug trial. But I was mainly just wondering what happened to him. I remember his girlfriend said she didn't care what he looked like...then dumped him six weeks later.

You'd have to take weeks out of your job and by and large earn not much more than an average salary.

Quote: sootyj @ June 23 2011, 10:12 AM BST

You'd have to take weeks out of your job and by and large earn not much more than an average salary.

Yeah, I know. I'm not actually going to do it. I just think it might be weirdly exciting in a Will-I-Or-Won't-I-Swell-Up kind of way.

You get the same result eating nuts.

As nut allergies can develop suddenly.

Quote: sootyj @ June 23 2011, 10:20 AM BST

You get the same result eating nuts.

As nut allergies can develop suddenly.

You do the edit sootyj I can't be arsed this morning :)

Quote: Marc P @ June 23 2011, 10:37 AM BST

You do the editor sootyj I can't be arsed this morning :)

Haven't quite the whole gayness thing have you Mark?

That and Aaron is choosier than you might think...

The last time I took part in a drug trial I got six months...

Quote: chipolata @ June 23 2011, 9:37 AM BST

There was a strange leak in the garden this morning. Water bubbling up from under the hedge and pooling on the grass.

Someone's garden hose probably split and leaked everywhere.

Or an underground pipe has cracked and his next water bill is going to be huge.

If only Dabutt was there to shoot the water.

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