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Why do cars even go that fast? If it's illegal unless on a race track, and 99% of cars aren't race cars, what's the point?

And if it's not illegal unless on a race track, then it should be. None of this 'if I'm on my property I should be able to drive as fast as I want, boo hoo' crap.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2011, 8:40 PM BST

A sober asshole not breaking the law and endangering other people's lives is still worth more than him.

What is he was a paedo/serial killer, hmmmm?

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 8:39 PM BST

Hmm. What do you karmically deserve for making jokes about a dead guy?

To be a miserable failure who hair is falling off his head and growing out his ass.

I'm owed Karma, big time.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 8:42 PM BST

What is he was a paedo/serial killer, hmmmm?

Now you're just being silly.

You're the one who loves paedo serial killers.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2011, 8:42 PM BST

To be a miserable failure who hair is falling off his head and growing out his ass.

Well that's an impressive trick!

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 8:44 PM BST

You're the one who loves paedo serial killers.

>_<

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 8:42 PM BST

And if it's not illegal unless on a race track, then it should be.

Always with the legislating ...

It's a German sports car and designed to run on the Autobahn.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2011, 8:44 PM BST

You're the one who loves paedo serial killers.

Well that's an impressive trick!

If I could do it on demand I'd be on Britain's Got Talent.

Sadly it happens in my sleep. Unless some one sneaks into my bedroom cuts my hair and shoves it up my ass.

Quote: sootyj @ June 22 2011, 8:38 PM BST

He put a car in his asshole

And died an asshole in a car.

Karma.

As if your joke wasn't bad enough, you included Americanisms Sick

For those of you who are unashamed, or maybe just ashamed, fans of Jackass, Steve O is doing a UK tour in November and December this year: https://www.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/steve-o

I watched a special of him doing stand up and, while not really a joke teller, he has a natural charisma and the stories from his life are pretty funny.

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