Goose24 has a wristband that can transport him to any moment in time as long as it's in Birmingham. It's never been used.
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Steve Sunshine wises he could grow a moustache as good as the one in his avatar
Goose24 wishes he could grow clothes as well as his avatar.
Band of brothers, marching together. Heads held high in all kinds of weather. With fiery blasts, our roaring rockets rise, beyond the Earth, beyond the skies! At the side of Bill, take your stand, with the gallant leader of our band. Send a joyous shout throughout the land! For Rocket Bill Jaguar!
Big Jack was at the head of that band of brothers, which the platoon was very grateful for as he took all the flak.
Jill Baguar suffers from acute spoonerism syndrome.
404 Not Found once argued with Einstein in a bar just off the English coast over the difference between a cat and a portaloo whilst balancing a parrot on his knuckle, juggling three ferrets in his free hand and kicking a sleeping vicar. He then woke up in a cell for possession of an illegal carrot.
Bill Jaguar once found Narnia and fell in love with Mr Tumnus.
EllieJP films snuff movies for dogs. She strangles them with her American Tan tights. Beagles are her favourites because they squeal like pigs.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 22 2011, 10:09 AM BSTBill Jaguar once found Narnia and fell in love with Mr Tumnus.
That makes me the first then.
Will Cam once fell into a hole and decided to call it home, but the golf course owners callously evicted him.
Bill Jaguar is the Portugese National Gallery in Lisbon
Tuumble once jumped through an open window and nobody showed the courtesy of shouting: 'MAN OVERBOARD!'
Bill Jaguar is actually a real life jaguar.
*pauses*
Called William.
He lives with his parents in Mexico, and enjoys eating small children.
[To the next poster - you'll find it hard to make an unfounded claims about me]
Brian Brane once befriended a Jaguar called William. Until William bit Brian's head off following a row over the use of Mexican slang in a game of Scrabble. Brian no longer remained friends with William but went on to live a poor and painfully prolonged life involving tissues, beer bottles, a hammer and three Rhododendron bushes.
Bill Jaguar is Big Leggy