Riley is back on dry land. Respec' to our armed forces.
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Longest Day today. From tomorrow the nights start drawing in. Winter's coming! 
Quote: Ben @ June 20 2011, 6:15 PM BSTJust got in from the barbers. Covered in tiny little hairs now. Will make a mess of the bath later.
You take baths? Who are you; Cleopatra?
Quote: David Bussell @ June 21 2011, 8:04 AM BSTYou take baths? Who are you; Cleopatra?
Don't be an asp, Bussell.
Rob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby. 
mazeltov
when does Joseph start posting in critique?
Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2011, 8:48 AM BSTRob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby.
JOY! welcome new baby! x
Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2011, 8:48 AM BSTRob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby.
I was born a month early too. So if you're lucky he'll grow up like me.
Congratulations Rob. 
Congrats Rob. Matching pair or one of each?
Quote: chipolata @ June 21 2011, 9:10 AM BSTI was born a month early too. So if you're lucky he'll grow up like me.
The horror! 
Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2011, 8:48 AM BSTRob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby.
Congratulations.
I've given birth to a lump in my eye - it f**king kills.
Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2011, 8:48 AM BSTRob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby.
Congratulations.
I was cunning. I got step kids. Miss out on all that dirty nappy stuff. 
Quote: Rob H @ June 21 2011, 8:48 AM BSTRob is a dad again. Baby Joseph born Friday night a whole month before he was meant to be. A whole month for Rob to have further acclimatised himself to the whole idea, but no. Selfish baby.
Congratulations
Thanks guys. This is the second of two boys Riley. Handy on the clothes front. These sleepsuits might be the only new clothes he ever has, and he's only got them because he was over a pound smaller than Number One Son. *ignores implausible suggestion that Chip was once an innocent new life*
Quote: bigfella @ June 21 2011, 9:28 AM BSTCongratulations.
I was cunning. I got step kids. Miss out on all that dirty nappy stuff.
The birth bit is a good bit to miss too IMO. In case anyone was wondering, the sound of a perinaeum being cut with scissors DOES indeed sound like someone cutting paper. 