British Comedy Guide

Mr Bubb's Day at the Spa

INT - A SPA

MR BUBB, A MAN WHO LIVES INSIDE A GIANT PLASTIC BUBBLE, ROLLS INTO THE STEAM ROOM.

HE NODS ACKNOWLEDGEMENT TO TWO MEN SITTING INSIDE, ONE ON EACH END OF THE BENCH.
THE MEN NOD IN RETURN.
MR BUBB SITS DOWN BETWEEN THE TWO.

WE SEE INSIDE THE BUBBLE HE IS HOLDING A SMALL PLASTIC CONTAINER.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

WE CAN NO LONGER SEE MR BUBB AS THE BUBBLE IS COMPLETLY STEAMED UP, BEADS OF WATER TRICKLE RAPIDLY DOWN THE OUTSIDE.

ONE OF THE MEN GETS UP AND LEAVES.

FIVE MINUTES LATER.

THE OTHER MAN GETS UP AND LEAVES.

MR BUBB OPENS HIS ZIP MOUTH AND PEERS OUT. WE SEE HIS FACE STREAMING WITH SWEAT.

MR BUBB
Pah, lightweights. Now, five more minutes and this Steam Cuisine should be just perfect.

CLOSES ZIP.

END.

Decent idea, but I think he shouldn't speak

and certainlu shouldn't over explain

I don't get it.

Also, at the beginning, do you mean 'INT - A SPA'? INT. SAUNA would be better (tiny point, but I made it anyway).

MR BUBBLE SHOULD NEVER SPEAK!

That is all.

Thanks Soot and Jack - Interesting how you both, and Angie as well recently, all seem to prefer a silent Mr Bubble, I'll definitely take that on board.

Got that now Yacob, cheers.

With these very simple gags speach just gets in the way, check out my totally brilliant series of similar skits.

Where can I find them? but then again it might totally spoil my flow knowing your ones are more brilliant, then I'll never write another thing ;)

they're not

I'll post some links up later

or you could look for stingiest time traveller

Found 'em!

Cool if you look for silent sketch, you'll find there was a bit of a mad trend for them about a year ago

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2011, 10:31 AM BST

Cool if you look for silent sketch, you'll find there was a bit of a mad trend for them about 100 years ago

F**king film buff.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 20 2011, 10:21 PM BST

INT - A SPA

MR BUBB, A MAN WHO LIVES INSIDE A GIANT PLASTIC BUBBLE, ROLLS INTO THE STEAM ROOM.

HE NODS ACKNOWLEDGEMENT TO TWO MEN SITTING INSIDE, ONE ON EACH END OF THE BENCH.
THE MEN NOD IN RETURN.
MR BUBB SITS DOWN BETWEEN THE TWO.

WE SEE INSIDE THE BUBBLE HE IS HOLDING A SMALL PLASTIC CONTAINER.

FIVE MINUTES LATER

WE CAN NO LONGER SEE MR BUBB AS THE BUBBLE IS COMPLETLY STEAMED UP, BEADS OF WATER TRICKLE RAPIDLY DOWN THE OUTSIDE.

ONE OF THE MEN GETS UP AND LEAVES.

FIVE MINUTES LATER.

THE OTHER MAN GETS UP AND LEAVES.

MR BUBB OPENS HIS ZIP MOUTH AND PEERS OUT. WE SEE HIS FACE STREAMING WITH SWEAT.

MR BUBB
Pah, lightweights. Now, five more minutes and this Steam Cuisine should be just perfect.

CLOSES ZIP.

END.

THE OTHER MAN GETS UP AND LEAVES.

WE SEE MR BUBB WIPE A PATCH OF STEAM AND PEER OUT.

HE SMILES TO HIMSELF, SITS BACK DOWN, PLACES A NAPKIN AROUND HIS NECK, TAKES OUT A KNIFE AND FORK, AND TUCKS IN TO A PERFECTLY COOKED CONTAINER OF STEAMED RICE AND VEGETABLES.

Altered the ending to silent...any good?

Yeh I like that

I'd make it a Christmas pudding though

What do they call someone who's watched 20,000 porn films

Quote: Will Cam @ June 21 2011, 10:54 AM BST

F**king film buff.

I'd have called you a wanker.

Quote: sootyj @ June 21 2011, 12:10 PM BST

I'd make a Christmas pudding though

Love Christmas pudding...can you make me one? ;)

only a fictional comedic one I'm afraid

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