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Can't you pay some Mexican illegal immigrant child 5 bucks to call you
Pappy Butt?

Where is everyone this evening?

Yeah - I'm not here either.

Are u sure?

Working.

God won't be happy.

Is he ever?

Quote: sootyj @ June 19 2011, 9:37 PM BST

Is he ever?

:D

I have some copywriting to do and some prep for a communications planning meeting tommorrow. Sort of wish I didn't have to do it, y'know.

Tuumble if anyone had evidence they'd angered God...

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 19 2011, 9:36 PM BST

God won't be happy.

Why?

Quote: Tuumble @ June 19 2011, 9:41 PM BST

:D

I have some copywriting to do and some prep for a communications planning meeting tommorrow. Sort of wish I didn't have to do it, y'know.

I know.

I loveu

Quote: bigfella @ June 19 2011, 9:55 PM BST

Why?

He always goes round Gav's on a Sunday, for a roast.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 19 2011, 10:26 PM BST

He always goes round Gav's on a Sunday, for a roast.

Yeh he came over today,always wants more roast potatoes. Greedy shit.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 19 2011, 10:26 PM BST

He always goes round Gav's on a Sunday, for a roast.

Spit?

Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2011, 10:29 PM BST

Spit?

Yep, Carolgees goes too.

Quote: DaButt @ June 19 2011, 7:37 PM BST

Ever-increasing restrictions on water use in order to conserve during droughts. Fountains are shut off, car washing is restricted, pools must be covered, you can only water your lawn once every 2 weeks, etc.

http://www.saws.org/conservation/aquifermgmt/stage3.shtml

They just call that a hose-pipe ban, in the UK

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