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Have you ever met one of your heroes? (non comedy) Page 2

This is Hot Gossip - the sexiest dance troupe from the 1980'2

I asked the blonde girl out (second from the left)

She told me politely she was going out with Leroy - which I think is the black guy on the left.
Her next boyfriend was Eddie Kid - the stunt motorcyclist who damaged his brain while jumping the great wall of china.

She did smile nicely at my cheek though

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I worked as an usher in Leicester Square and during the Alexander premiere, despite orders not to act like a fanboy I acted like a fanboy.

I got to meet v.briefly Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie and I got Oliver Stone and Val Kilmer to sign my The Doors film poster and Kilmer was a cool guy 'cos as he signed my True Romance script he was flicking through the pages to find his Elvis dialogue, he said he really wanted to play Clarence in the film.

edit- I wouldnt say these people are my heroes, but I do like Oliver Stone's work and I think Kilmer's Jim Morrison was pure brilliance.

Quote: Ben @ June 19 2011, 6:26 PM BST

Why would anyone have underscores in their surname? Tell me, SootyJ, on your quest for total oblivion, have you been drinking the Brasso again?

It's your surname you tell me

And only pooftahs drink brasso, I inject it

Those two on the right have slightly terrifying faces.
Might be the scary olden days makeup.

I've been close to Brian May butnver said hello.

Jools Holland came into my Antiques Shop Once!

Quote: zooo @ June 19 2011, 8:51 PM BST

Those two on the right have slightly terrifying faces.
Might be the scary olden days makeup.

It's the guy I'm scared of...he got to play in the makeup bag first I think.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 19 2011, 8:15 PM BST

This is Hot Gossip - the sexiest dance troupe from the 1980'2

I asked the blonde girl out (second from the left)

She told me politely she was going out with Leroy - which I think is the black guy on the left.
Her next boyfriend was Eddie Kid - the stunt motorcyclist who damaged his brain while jumping the great wall of china.

She did smile nicely at my cheek though

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If you don't ask you don't get

Jonathan Ross and his wife once walked past me.

Quote: chipolata @ June 19 2011, 8:59 PM BST

Jonathan Ross and his wife once walked past me.

Thelifeyou lead

Hey Drunk Fella!

Visioning you with JD and cigar like Tony Soprano moping after killing a particularly beloved capo.

I've seen Jonathon Ross's house in Sandbanks.

Hey SootyJ!!!!!

I wanr ahouse in Sandbanks?

Oh you'll get one, one day.

Sigh I always wanted one on the main spit with sea on either side you could open all the windows and the breeze would blow through

I want one next door to Louise Rednapp

It's traditionally the footballers who sleep around, not the wives I'm afraid.

Do you fancy a go on Jamie at all?

Smash it!

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