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Just been down to Abingdon with my dad to collect our stuff from the compound where our car was stored last week. It looks like we are missing two mobile phones. :(

We did make the front page of the local rag though...

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9092300.A34_crash_survivors__heartfelt_thanks_to_motorists_who_helped/?ref=mr

Quote: Tuumble @ June 18 2011, 4:00 PM BST

Just been down to Abingdon with my dad to collect our stuff from the compound where our car was stored last week. It looks like we are missing two mobile phones. :(

We did make the front page of the local rag though...

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9092300.A34_crash_survivors__heartfelt_thanks_to_motorists_who_helped/?ref=mr

At least they are replaceable, you and your family are not. Not without some trendy, cross-dimensional trickery.

Regardless, hope things start to get back to normal for you at the very least. Wave

My mate has asked me to be best man at his wedding. Should be pleased. You know. Wannabe comedy writer chance to exercise his muscles plus of course the honour of being asked. However I've already been best man once it is absolutely bloody terrifying :(

Rubbish! It's be great fun.

On another note I've just paid an impressionist to record an answerphone message for my business as Morgan Freeman.

Got new glasses !

Walking like John Cleese until I get used to them !

:D

Ha! Me too

£219 from Specsavers

Robbing sods

Ellie has just packed up everything she owns ready for moving house on Thursday! Amazing fun Saturday night.

Off to Brighton tomorrow though which will be fun!

Very sleepy. Had a small girl cling to my legs at work today for being her "tour guide".

Riley is going to play with the Navy for a couple of days. Or least Riley will do so when the Navy finally tell Riley what is going on and where the boat is. Four days and counting for the email with the details of when and where to find the ship. I wonder if it's an intelligence test.

My dad has a letter printed in today's local newspaper!

Some bullshit about global warming

omg my dads a bloody tree hugging hippy

the shame

Quote: lofthouse @ June 18 2011, 10:49 PM BST

My dad has a letter printed in today's local newspaper!

Some bullshit about global warming

omg my dads a bloody tree hugging hippy

the shame

I remember years ago my dad frequently getting letters printed in the paper complaining about things. In one I recall him saying, "The only purpose middle aged men is stick their hands in their pockets and fork out for stuff."

As a kid I wasn't sure what he was getting at...

...I am now.

Passed the written and shooting test for my concealed handgun license. Now it's time for celebratory beers.

Quote: DaButt @ June 19 2011, 12:38 AM BST

Passed the written and shooting test for my concealed handgun license. Now it's time for celebratory beers.

People who take that test can write !?

:O

Quote: DaButt @ June 19 2011, 12:38 AM BST

Passed the written and shooting test for my concealed handgun license. Now it's time for celebratory beers.

I found two guns in my fancy dress drawer yesterday.

One is a shiny 'revolver' six-gun but it only fires rolls of caps,
the other is a tiny plastic one like a Beretta; it fires small round plastic pellets (like dried peas).

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 19 2011, 1:02 AM BST

People who take that test can write !?

:O

;) They write to inform you that you are next target!

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