Best way to start a punch up on an Internet forum Page 3

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2011, 8:25 PM BST

Generally arguments happen when people forget that I am not only funnier than them, but am also smarter than them. And always right.

Arguing with me is like arguing with a catheter.

You look silly and the piss gets taken.

Who wants some?

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I like the fact that you are comparing yourself to an inanimate object, the main function of which is to be fed into the bladder via the urethra and, as you say, extract the urine and hold it in a bag. Upon scrutiny Sootyj, you are quite possibly in use somewhere in England (unless your location tells lies), with part of you in some poor unfortunate and the rest of you holding a bag of the liquid waste. What makes you different is that you are typing on a computer so I ask you this: what on earth are you?

Quote: Tuumble @ June 16 2011, 9:05 PM BST

I agree - why does Aaron allow this nonsense?

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Surely he doesn't?

[quote name="Bill Jaguar" post="775856" date="June 16 2011, 10:17 PM BST what on earth are you? [/quote]
Nemesis

Ooh I have always wanted a nemesis, but I'm afraid you aren't mine. You are a rival at the very most

Rival you couldn't rival

...Dave Cameron in a biggest c**t contest
...George Micheal's bum in a slack asshole contest
...Pope Benedict's weiner in a pointless dick contest
... a Glastonbury shitehouse in a full of shit contest

Like my balls you are beneath me.

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2011, 10:34 PM BST

Rival you couldn't rival

...Dave Cameron in a biggest c**t contest
...George Micheal's bum in a slack asshole contest
...Pope Benedict's weiner in a pointless dick contest
... a Glastonbury shitehouse in a full of shit contest

Like my balls you are beneath me.

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You are quite right about those first four I couldn't rival any of those, I guess I'm not practising enough. I might give you the last one as well, because I could well be shorter than you i.e. lower than you. Otherwise I will just have to remove your genitals and place them higher up in a cock-eyed fashion.

I've found that the most annoying aspect of forums is that when people disagree with another poster's opinion they all-too-often resort to the 'you are a cu*t' line.

Not sure about starting punch ups on the internet but one thing guaranteed to annoy somebody no matter where you say it is, "Lead on Macbeth."

See? Someone reading that is now very irritated.

Quote: Afinkawan @ June 17 2011, 4:56 PM BST

Not sure about starting punch ups on the internet but one thing guaranteed to annoy somebody no matter where you say it is, "Lead on Macbeth."

See? Someone reading that is now very irritated.

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[*fumes]

Quote: Tuumble @ June 16 2011, 7:53 PM BST

Best way to start a punch up on an Internet forum.

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Say something controversial or obviously opposite to the majorities view of the forum.
*pauses*
Always entertaining.

Quote: Brian Brane @ June 18 2011, 3:34 AM BST

Say something controversial or obviously opposite to the majorities view of the forum.
*pauses*
Always entertaining.

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I see someone is pushing your buttons mid-sentence there Brian.