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I have been assured that size doesn't matter. The phrase "is it in yet" later on that evening did leave some doubt in my mind as to the factual accuracy of that statement though.

Is 9" good? TBH I've never really known where you are supposed to measure from, and since the incident with the spring back metal tape measure from black and decker I've never really dared try again.

Actually thinking about it girls have it real easy. When girls have to get there first bra or have the first period its like a party atmosphere where the whole family join in. Do boys get mothers standing at the school gates talking to each other in pride that little johhny has soiled his first hanky? No, Gawd I hate such injustices.

Laughing out loudI did hun. I rang all my family & friends & told them my boys had been wanking. I even kept the socks as evidence. I was so proud. I am proud of everything that comes out of those bodies I made.

BTW the best way to measure is to lay on a bed. NAKED. Then pull your bits up. Measure from the base of the shaft all the way up. God! This is hot stuff. I am starting to sweat. Actually scrap that. Send me a pic & I will guess the measurements.:) Paweeeeeeeeease!

Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 28, 2007, 10:34 PM

What a shame, i just don't have the long hair.

Alas, that is my problem also.

Quote: Charley @ December 29, 2007, 12:01 AM

Laughing out loudI did hun. I rang all my family & friends & told them my boys had been wanking. I even kept the socks as evidence. I was so proud. I am proud of everything that comes out of those bodies I made.

BTW the best way to measure is to lay on a bed. NAKED. Then pull your bits up. Measure from the base of the shaft all the way up. God! This is hot stuff. I am starting to sweat. Actually scrap that. Send me a pic & I will guess the measurements.:) Paweeeeeeeeease!

I'm sure your sons were thankful for your interest in there wanking prowess! Don't be shocked when they suggest you stand as a candidate in the Pakistani elections

Hmmm yes Charley I'm sure you're sons would be proud to see this thread.

As for needing a man I'm unfortunatly 13" so I wouldn't interest you. Sorry.

But didn't she say at least?

Quote: Charley @ December 28, 2007, 9:34 PM

9" preferably.

Damn. Just 1 inch too big.

Quote: Aaron @ December 29, 2007, 9:37 AM

But didn't she say at least?

>_<

So this just confirms most on here as a bunch of big cocks?

Has anyone considered the "sitporn" format

Ooh, very good!

Quote: paul watson @ December 29, 2007, 8:32 AM

Hmmm yes Charley I'm sure you're sons would be proud to see this thread.

They are used to it!

Quote: Ray Dawson @ December 28, 2007, 10:34 PM

What a shame, i just don't have the long hair.

Thats okay. I have a pink Toyah wig here.

Quote: Aaron @ December 29, 2007, 12:06 AM

Alas, that is my problem also.

Liar liar pants on fire!

I've got an erm friend who has a nine incher (in diameter) but only 4mm long. It basically looks like he's got a pizza base stuck to his groin. Is this of any interest Charley?

Laughing out loud Yes Dale. Girth can be as good if not better than length.

Cool

Quote: Aaron @ December 31, 2007, 11:24 PM

Cool

Are you a girth boy?
Shall I come around now with those football DVD's?

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