Tuumble was amused to read in his book, 'Universally Challenged - Quiz contestants say the funniest things' by Wendy Roby, the following entry...
Host: Name something your car has two of?
Contestant: Wheels
...coz since Friday, it has! 
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Was it funny?
Quote: zooo @ June 16 2011, 10:50 PM BSTWas it funny?
It was alright aye. Except girl on my table who is related to other person I went with laughed like a dying camel and commented how unfunny things were. I can imagine the audience was a bit mixed bunch so hard for material.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 16 2011, 9:50 PM BSTPay day tomorrow, thank lord. First competition on monday so I've got to work on my set loads over the weekend.
Good luck.
Left work early, put a hundred holes in a target at the pistol range and now it's time to drink beer in the street with the neighbors. It's currently 104F/40C so hydration is essential.
Quote: DaButt @ June 17 2011, 11:04 PM BSTput a hundred holes in a target at the pistol range and now it's time to drink beer in the street with the neighbors.
Make sure you don't ever do that the other way round
14 hours from now a dozen of us will be taking 9 hours of classroom instruction in the neighbor's man cave before heading to the range to qualify. After that we'll all be licensed to carry concealed handguns. What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing.
Not unless you get all depressed n suicidal n shit and decide to take about 50 others with you!
Quote: lofthouse @ June 17 2011, 11:16 PM BSTNothing.
Not unless you get all depressed n suicidal n shit and decide to take about 50 others with you!
Americans never get depressed because we live in THE PROMISED LAND.
Quote: DaButt @ June 18 2011, 1:05 AM BSTAmericans never get depressed because we live in THE PROMISED LAND.
I love old Chuck even though he likes to film girls on the toilet and pee on his girlfriend.
Lordy I have miserable lately, touch of blues stuff ok, I've even been listening to ' K.TELL' 'Relaxation/moods' cd, what?... I sure need help guys!
Showcase might cheer you up Dellas?
What is 'showcase'? please?