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I read the news today oh boy! Page 389

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 11:25 AM BST

It's 5:25 and I just woke up to get a drink of water. I'll hit the sack again after perusing my e-mail and the morning's news.

(Riley realises that it is in fact getting on for midday here.)

Anything before 7 is outside my normal existence.

This thing with the exam questions being impossible to answer; why should anyone trust the education system if they can't even get such a simple and important thing right? The questions must have been checked...after all, that's what teachers tell the students to do.

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 11:18 AM BST

We improved it!

(By spelling some of the words wrong)

Whistling nnocently

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 11:18 AM BST

We improved it!

Actually in many cases the American words and spelling are the old english ones.

Quote: billwill @ June 11 2011, 3:09 PM BST

Actually in many cases the American words and spelling are the old english ones.

I heard that too - which shows how old fashioned they are.

Quote: Chappers @ June 11 2011, 3:17 PM BST

I heard that too - which shows how old fashioned they are.

You forgot the "e" at the end of old.

Do you guys spell "defensive" with an "s" or a "c"?

It's Defence and defensive. Totally logical.

Quote: Chappers @ June 11 2011, 5:01 PM BST

It's Defence and defensive. Totally logical.

Toadally.

Quote: DaButt @ June 11 2011, 3:35 PM BST

You forgot the "e" at the end of old.

Do you guys spell "defensive" with an "s" or a "c"?

Methinx, though I may have forgotten, that nouns have a C and verbs and adjectives have an S.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jun/13/charlie-brooker-sexualisation-of-children

The Olympic organisers (LOCOG) want to trademark the year 2012.

So no diaries or calendars next year then!

That biz with Joss Stone is awful

some evil evil evil f**kers about

sheeeshh

Well I heard that Dawn French has lost 3 Stones. Is there a connection?

Wanting to murder Joss Stone is so 2008.

A power outage was caused when a tiny fawn came into contact with overhead power lines. How did it get there? Apparently it was dropped by a bald eagle.

(Avoid the link if you're offended by photos of baby deer dangling from power lines.)

http://www.kpax.com/news/deer-eagle-cause-east-missoula-power-outage/

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