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Best way to start a punch up on an Internet forum Page 2

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Break into my house/car or threaten me or my family with violence and I'll shoot you in the chest. Other than that I'm a pussycat.

Homo,

if you had any balls you'd shoot me in the balls.

I prefer a large target.

Jeez are you coming onto me?

Sooty. You have made me sad. :(

Quote: DaButt @ June 16 2011, 8:51 PM BST

I prefer a large target.

Laughing out loud

DaButt 1 - 0 Sooty

Quote: sootyj @ June 16 2011, 8:52 PM BST

Jeez are you coming on me?

No, it must be rain.

In all seriousness, threads devoted to what topics are most likely to start rows are pretty high up the list.

Quote: zooo @ June 16 2011, 8:53 PM BST

Sooty. You have made me sad. :(

What did I do?

Any way these guys said they'd cheer you up

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There's Rohypnol Bear, Rapey Bear, F**king sick f**k bear

Quote: Badge @ June 16 2011, 8:54 PM BST

In all seriousness, threads devoted to what topics are most likely to start rows are pretty high up the list.

Muesli eating, guardian reading, pointy headed liberal.

That's even worseee.

Be glad the design your own Care Bear site was down.

I am an unrepentant monster.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 16 2011, 8:29 PM BST

Being dismissive?

Riveting...

Laughing out loud

Quote: Badge @ June 16 2011, 8:54 PM BST

In all seriousness, threads devoted to what topics are most likely to start rows are pretty high up the list.

Anti-gay jibes get 'em going.

I mean, the gay bits and pieces that keep cropping up in Dr Who, well really, what a drag that is... Whistling nnocently

To be fair though, it's quite easy to upset the regular couch-potato 'clique' on here with just about anything..

Quote: Badge @ June 16 2011, 8:54 PM BST

In all seriousness, threads devoted to what topics are most likely to start rows are pretty high up the list.

I agree - why does Aaron allow this nonsense?

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