Assisted suicide. They don't even push the plunger lazy feckers. It's like buying a dog and barking yourself. I'm setting up a rival company. Every 'candidate' will get drunk as skunks, fart their national anthem whilst wearing a pink bikini and swearing at all their closest relatives. I'm gonna call it Undignitas
That is Grimsby on a Friday night, or so I have heard.
Quote: Chappers @ June 15 2011, 12:01 AM BSTIt's quite an obvious worry really. Anyone could get a rich senile relative put down.
I assume there would have to be proof they're not senile before they took their own life. The relative wouldn't just ring up the suicide clinic and ask them to send a car round.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 15 2011, 4:02 PM BSTI assume there would have to be proof they're not senile before they took their own life. The relative wouldn't just ring up the suicide clinic and ask them to send a car round.
Or you could ring an ambulance and ask if you could borrow their defib.
Moving away from the programme.
Say who you would most like to assist to die, Cluedo-style.
Mine would be:
WHO? Max off Eastenders
WHERE? In the Argee Bargee.
WITH? A bubbling curry of his own self-pity.