I hadn't agreed to pick her up, but I just knew that the moment I started drinking she'd want picking up. I'm so... psychic.
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Quote: Ben @ June 15 2011, 7:58 PM BSTI hadn't agreed to pick her up, but I just knew that the moment I started drinking she'd want picking up. I'm so... psychic.
Oh Dear. Oh Dear. Sounds like a barney in the making.
But when my daughter is out. I never drink, just in case.
Watching Miss Marple and marvelling at how many famous people are in it!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 15 2011, 8:27 PM BSTWatching Miss Marple and marvelling at how many famous people are in it!
She gone rogue yet?
Quote: Ben @ June 15 2011, 6:54 PM BSTHas probably drunk too much 8% beer to drive safely. Can't pick my girlfriend up now. She's a little angry.
Do some weight training.
Just ripped to piece for an hour! by some angry bitch for something I wasn't even involved in! F**k I hate covering.
Quote: Gavin @ June 16 2011, 12:59 PM BSTJust ripped to piece for an hour! by some angry bitch for something I wasn't even involved in! F**k I hate covering.
Get yourself a step ladder. Wait till she goes to the toilet. Put the step ladder in the next cubicle. Climb the ladder. Pee on her. It's the least she should expect.
Blergh.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 16 2011, 2:19 PM BSTBlergh.
Wassup Nats?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 16 2011, 2:19 PM BSTBlergh.
Hey some people pay good money for that sort of thing! I know I woul...I've said too much 
Quote: roscoff @ June 16 2011, 2:44 PM BSTHey some people pay good money for that sort of thing! I know I woul...I've said too much
Do you like Golden showers ros? Thats weird. Next you'll be into shitting on glass coffee tables, like a crazy.
I remember back in the day when the internet seemed new, a work colleague sent me a video (that I foolishly went to the trouble of downloading) of a man in a cellophane nappy taking a huge diarrhetic shit. I can still picture it to this day. I remember being repulsed by the act but rather impressed by the quality of the camerwork, which rotated 360 degrees around him in a smooth tracking motion.
lmfao
The forum has been swimming in the gutter today.