Greetings!

Hi,

I'm a comedy fan and writer. My favourite sitcoms incluce 'Yes Minister', 'Black Books' and 'Green Wing'.

In addition to comedy, I am a big fan of music and play the guitar. My favourite musical genres are Jazz, Blues and Rock.

Hi Gokkun.

Yo Yo Yo

Only two welcome messages thus far - now I know what it feels like to be a devout Muslim moving into a street otherwise solely occupied by Daily Mail subscribers.

Perhaps you should consider not wearing a back pack then?

And hi.

Hello 'Gokkun'.

Hi Gokkun.
Welcome

'Sup

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2011, 12:51 AM BST

Hello 'Gokkun'.

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Hello from me too.

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 13 2011, 11:34 PM BST

Perhaps you should consider not wearing a back pack then?

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But where else can I store my explosives?

'ello.

Quote: Gokkun @ June 14 2011, 2:49 PM BST

But where else can I store my explosives?

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You have to be innovative much like comedy, do something that will make the guards say: "Ooh that was a novelty, I would never have thought of that." You could take inspiration from Lady Gaga and wear a completely OTT (non-functional) bomb jacket all the while saying that those 'candles' are 'authentic chinese (or other nationality)' candles.

My imgination is very poor, so that is the best I could come up with.

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2011, 12:51 AM BST

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Hello 'Aaron'.

Hello Gokkun and welcome to BCG, I too play guitar.

That makes us guitarists.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ June 15 2011, 5:07 PM BST

Hello Gokkun and welcome to BCG, I too play guitar.

That makes us guitarists.

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I bet you can't play Van Halen's "Eruption" backwards at 340bpm!

Neither can I.