'til death us do part

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INT: CHURCH
A PRIEST IS PERFORMING A WEDDING CEREMONY.

PRIEST: Does anyone here present know of any legal impediment to why these 2 should marry, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

BRIDESMAID: I do, there's a third person in this marriage.

BRIDE: I told you not to make a fuss on my big day.

BRIDESMAID: And I told you not to make me wear this dress.

BRIDE: Twins always dress the same. Besides we're literally joined at the hip... I didn't have much choice.

PRIEST: What is the reason for your objection?

BRIDESMAID: I've been shagging him behind her back.

BRIDE: You mean 'our' back, the one we share, along with our small and large intestines. How could my own sister do this to me?

BRIDESMAID: You're a heavy sleeper.

BRIDE (TO GROOM): And what's your excuse?

GROOM: I can't tell you apart.

This did make me chuckle, I hope you got some votes.

BRIDE: I told you not to make a fuss on my big day.

BRIDESMAID: And I told you not to make me wear this dress.

is my favourite bit

Thanks scratchy, regretablly it didn't get any votes, so I thought it might be rubbish but it makes me laugh.

Now all I need is to find some conjoined twins and film it.

I like it, made me laugh!

This was pretty good Angiebaby. A nice idea. Maybe it's one for a cartoon format though unless you know siamese twin actresses.

Definiely definitely not rubbish. Fab, in fact!

Quote: AngieBaby @ June 9 2011, 8:24 PM BST

A Recent Skit Comp Entry.

INT: CHURCH
A PRIEST IS PERFORMING A WEDDING CEREMONY.

PRIEST: Does anyone here present know of any legal impediment to why these 2 should marry, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

BRIDESMAID: I do, there's a third person in this marriage.

BRIDE: I told you not to make a fuss on my big day.

BRIDESMAID: And I told you not to make me wear this dress.

BRIDE: Twins always dress the same. Besides we're literally joined at the hip... I didn't have much choice.

PRIEST: What is the reason for your objection?

BRIDESMAID: I've been shagging him behind her back.

BRIDE: You mean 'our' back, the one we share, along with our small and large intestines. How could my own sister do this to me?

BRIDESMAID: You're a heavy sleeper.

BRIDE (TO GROOM): And what's your excuse?

GROOM: I can't tell you apart.

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Good stuff...

I'd make the reveal a bit sharper, get straight in there, "We're joined at the hip, what do you expect...?"

The 'intestine' bit slows it down a bit too, a simple 'How could you do this to ME..?" might keep the pace going...

Still very funny...

Cheers guys. I might do a little re-write, so it's good to know there's potential

Quote: AngieBaby @ June 25 2011, 10:10 PM BST

Cheers guys. I might do a little re-write, so it's good to know there's potential

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Of course you could really throw a spanner in the works and make it a double wedding...

BTW: I'm sure I read somewhere one of those famous American conjoined twins got engaged recently, you might be the vanguard of some potentially rich material here...

Quote: RedZed333 @ June 25 2011, 10:30 PM BST

Of course you could really throw a spanner in the works and make it a double wedding...

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Spooky!

Great minds etc....

Great, funny idea. Needs reworking somehow though.

It is good and I was thinking that if maybe they only had one lady garden between them - the groom would be confused more as to who he was doing it to.

He'll have to do twice as much grooming!