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Quote: sootyj @ June 14 2011, 7:05 PM BST

Fraggle Rock was better.

A girl at our school was nicknamed Fraggle. I think she's a pornstar now.

Fraggle was quite a sophisticated insult back in the day,
did this girl star in "Fraggle Cock?"

I liked but was quite terrified by Dark Crystal when I was a wee bairn.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ June 14 2011, 6:43 PM BST

I'm wearing a sheet

I won't worry about you until you have invested in a slanket, the garment of choice for those who have given up on life completely.

Hope things look brighter soon. Console

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2011, 5:19 PM BST

The little one talks in real life? That's good. I like the cut of his jib a bit more than the other.

It's part of the act though - the fact that the big guy is big, and talks alot draws your attention to him, allowing the partner to sneak around doing sleight of hand with even less scrutiny. Sure, the big guy's very good, but it's always the other one doing the most important stuff for the trick, because you can't help but pay him less attention.

I supppppose.

It's an essential part of most magicians acts really, particularly when you're doing card tricks.

Only thing is, most acts are single people with one busy hand that you're supposed to be drawn towards and the other one doing the work, rather than two people filling those two roles. There's a reason they're considered some of the best....

According to my junk email today I can get £8,000,000 from West Africa which I can spend on Speed Dating a Latino hottie whose bra I can get professionally measured before getting a new security camera to record me bringing in my cheap alcohol (having found my way home using my new SatNav).

After using the Viagra, I can sit back with a fine cigar in a house warmed by solar heating watching free satellite television with my new laser improved eyes eating an easy to make recipe and having an exotic massage while I think about becoming a teacher.

Think that's enough for one day.

Wonder what tomorrow holds?

Quote: Timbo @ June 14 2011, 8:24 PM BST

I won't worry about you until you have invested in a slanket, the garment of choice for those who have given up on life completely.

Hope things look brighter soon. Console

Even worse- I had throw my slanket away because it got too cat-hairy. I might as well just end it all.

I have been drawing most if the night and have ran out my purple fineliner. Blast.

Excuse to go pen shopping though!
Mmm, stationery... <3

I have a sheet so encrusted it's called a wanklet.[/sooty humour]

Did you get your remote desktop thing working Leevil?

Quote: zooo @ June 14 2011, 11:55 PM BST

Excuse to go pen shopping though!
Mmm, stationery... <3

Want stationery, please. Paperchase time? Maybe. That will cheer me up. Pay day on Friday.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 14 2011, 11:58 PM BST

Did you get your remote desktop thing working Leevil?

No, but thanks anyway :D

Ha!

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