INT. ROMANOV IMPERIAL BALLROOM - EVENING
A marvellously lavish ballroom, filled with beautiful ladies and gallant gentlemen. The orchestra strikes up and the guests engage each other for a waltz. The music and setting create a wonderfully romantic atmosphere, readily apparent in all the guests.
LADY: Oh, Sir you dance a splendid waltz.
As they continue to dance her partner nods his head and gives a smile.
LADY: This is the most wonderful evening, so much I think myself the luckiest...
Her partner puts his finger to her lips so she can say no more. They continue to dance until the music rests.
LADY: Oh my dear, I am enraptured. Please say you have loved this evening as I have?
MAN: Yeh, it were reet f**kin' good! I'm going for slash, get us a pint while I'm off.
Man walks off like a northern monkey. The lady smiles at him adoringly
END