The pub cat sat at our table in the garden with us! It was black and white. On the way home, we did see a cat that looked suspiciously like the one it Sooty's post, though!
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You should have taken that retarded cat into the meeting with you
you could have sat there stroking it on your knee like a Bond villain
nobody would dare f**k with you then
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 10:24 PM BSTThe pub cat sat at our table in the garden with us! It was black and white. On the way home, we did see a cat that looked suspiciously like the one it Sooty's post, though!
How sinister are we being stalked by a ghost cat?
It seemed to say "Raaaaaachelll"
Quote: lofthouse @ June 13 2011, 10:25 PM BSTYou should have taken that retarded cat into the meeting with you
you could have sat there stroking it on your knee like a Bond villain
nobody would dare f**k with you then
It was a pet shop, it would have been shoplifting
"Item 3 where is Sootyj with his report on toilet paper wastage?"
"He's been arrested for attempting to steal a retarded cat."
"He's cost me money, he's a light weight, he's bloody fired!"
No they do special rental deals on retarded cats for Bond villains
You just need prove your hell bent on holding the world to ransom using a rocket concealed in an underground lair or such and you get the cat for the afternoon
There's a shop near me that does it, it's called Pussy Galore
I know that shop, it's the one with lots of disapointed shy guys walking out the back with cats they don't see to want.
Yep.
That's how I discovered it 
balls!
It never rains but it pours...
Just when you think things have settled down our bathroom toilet floods and water has come down the downstairs loo light fitting and in the kitchen. Initially I couldn't turn the stopcock off but that's sorted now.
According to a plumber neighbour it appears the waste pipe is a bit too square on so it's surprising we haven't had a blockage problem before. "Looks like it was fitted by my gran" was his rather damning verdict.
Couldn't get hold of our rented property management people who typically changed over last month after the previous guy retired. I've not got any emergency numbers from the new company which I guess I should've thought about before now but I've not even spoken to them about anything anyway.
Please God let me come back to work.
Quote: sootyj @ June 13 2011, 10:21 PM BSTCute but retarded looking
AWWW!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 10:28 PM BST
AWWW!
Quote: Tuumble @ June 13 2011, 10:38 PM BSTIt never rains but it pours...
Just when you think things have settled down our bathroom toilet floods and water has come down the downstairs loo light fitting and in the kitchen. Initially I couldn't turn the stopcock off but that's sorted now.
According to a plumber neighbour it appears the waste pipe is a bit too square on so it's surprising we haven't had a blockage problem before. "Looks like it was fitted by my gran" was his rather damning verdict.
Couldn't get hold of our rented property management people who typically changed over last month after the previous guy retired. I've not got any emergency numbers from the new company which I guess I should've thought about before now but I've not even spoken to them about anything anyway.
Please God let me come back to work.
I just hope that the plumber isn't taking you for a chimp, hope your fortunes turn soon Tuumble.
Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 13 2011, 11:44 PM BSTI just hope that the plumber isn't taking you for a chimp, hope your fortunes turn soon Tuumble.
No charge Bill - just someone we know who was able to spot what the problem was without slipping me a £300 call out invoice.
That is one good thing at least.
Just came back from drinking a few pints and putting a few hundred holes in some targets with my pistol, but not necessarily in that order. The new girl at the pub is very knowledgeable about beer AND she's smoking hot.
Wowie DaButt, you fired off your piece, drank beer and chatted to a hot chick in a bar - about beer?
The words gay and over-compensating don't come to mind at all.