It's ok everyone, I bought beer today.
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I'm all arted out. Just finished another flyer design.
Dinner's ready!
I went to a lovely pub for lunch today. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 7:57 PM BSTI went to a lovely pub for lunch today.
Was it by a river?
Yes!
Sootyj resisted making an assinine gag on a circular e-mail at work.
Not being a smart arse was physically painful.
That must have hurt Sooty
that must have hurt like hell
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 8:12 PM BSTYes!
They're the best!
Quote: lofthouse @ June 13 2011, 10:10 PM BSTThat must have hurt Sooty
that must have hurt like hell
Like I was picking up razor blades soaking in a bowel of piss and vinegar, using my scrotum as a hand and my testicles as fingers.
It was a fake river, more of a stream, but there was a pub CAT!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 10:16 PM BSTIt was a fake river, more of a stream, but there was a pub CAT!
Ah, I do like pub pets, 'specially old dogs.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 13 2011, 10:16 PM BSTIt was a fake river, more of a stream, but there was a pub CAT!
Oooh!!
Sootyj was late for a meeting and enroute I passed a pet shop, with a scottish fold cat. Sootyj was sorely tempted to be late for the meeting and lie to the pet shop owner, so as to be able to play with the cat.
Cute but retarded looking
