I need your opinion on ideas I have at the moment, I felt like experimenting with sarcasm and surrealism ... Which idea is better? .. Are they funny?? How can I improve? ... And keep in mind these are just ideas ...
1. When you talk to people they always seem to make their lives sound more interesting and complicated than yours so you feel obliged to lie about how interesting and complicated your life is, and some people tend to exaggerate a little:
"well, what happened is I woke up this morning and a possom slapped me in the face with a ham sandwich so I ran downstairs to have some breakfast but all we had left in the house was gold so I ate that with some milk, then I went to get dressed but had to wear odd shoes because my one footed twin sister was wearing my other shoe so I borrowed on of my husbands trainers instead, and as I went to get into my bat - mobile, I spotted David Hasslehoff sleeping in my boot but ignored it and went to work ... As you do ..."
2. You often hear people bragging about how amazing and complicated their lives are so you tend to talk crap about your life and lie about how amazingly complex your life is:
" I woke up this morning and a possom slapped me in the face with a ham sandwich so I stood on my escalators to get some breakfast but all we had in the house was vaseline so I ate that with milk, I then went to get dressed but had to wear odd shoes because my one footed twin sister was wearing my other shoe so I borrowed one of my husbands trainers ... But before I left the house I had to feed a part of my brain to the squirrels, but as I climbed into my bat mobile I spotted David Hasslehoff hiding in my boot but I decided to ignore it and just drove to work ... As you do ... "