MR BUBBLE - A MAN WHO LIVES INSIDE A GIANT PLASTIC BUBBLE, ROLLS INTO A UNIVERSITY LECTURE HALL AND SITS DOWN.
A HUSH DESCENDS AS THE LECTURE BEGINS.
HALF WAY THROUGH, WE SEE MR BUBBLE KNOCKING TO ATTRACT THE ATTENTION OF THE STUDENT SITTING NEXT TO HIM, BUT HE'S TOO BUSY TAKING NOTES TO NOTICE.
MR BUBBLE LOOKS FORLORN.
THE LECTURE ENDS AND THE LECTURER OPEN'S THE FLOOR TO QUESTIONS.
A FEW STUDENTS ASK QUESTIONS, THEN THE HALL FALLS SILENT.
JUST AS THE LECTURER IS ABOUT TO CLOSE THE SESSION, MR BUBBLE OPENS HIS MOUTH ZIP.
MR BUBBLE
Em, I didn't get any notes from 'Be Assertive, Be Brave, Be Bold, Box Clever, Be a bear, Be a Bear of a Man, Be a Heard Bear of a Man - How To Overcome Social Phobia'.
HE STICKS A PENCIL OUT
Anyone got a sharpener?