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I read the news today oh boy! Page 387

Quote: keewik @ June 7 2011, 11:49 PM BST

But they're saying it's dismembered children!

Nothing was found. What a circus.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7599979.html

Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2011, 3:29 PM BST

Nothing was found. What a circus.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7599979.html

Is the 'psychic' mad or bad?

Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2011, 3:29 PM BST

Nothing was found. What a circus. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/7599979.html

What type of Mickey Mouse police force do you have, DaButt?

Did you know our police user dowsers!

Quote: chipolata @ June 8 2011, 4:42 PM BST

What type of Mickey Mouse police force do you have, DaButt?

I have no idea what the police department is like in a tiny town hundreds of miles away, but no department is going to ignore a tip about a mass grave filled with the bodies of children. The fact that investigating officers found a house splattered with blood and reeking of decomposing flesh only added to the confusion.

The media shoulders most of the burden for reporting that bodies had been found before confirming the fact on the ground. I also suspect that the "psychic" may know more than she let on and will soon find herself in an uncomfortable meeting with detectives.

Human Centipede 2 banned!

http://www.metro.co.uk/film/865474-the-human-centipede-2-full-sequence-refused-18-certificate

(Although it does sound like he's pretty much wallowing in pretty unpleasant depravity)

Flipping heck. How can it be worse than the first? Or than all the other gross horror films that get made?
Will just make people want to see it more.

Yeah, but according to that, no matter how many cuts they can't release it. Although I dare say it will come out eventually.

That said, the trend in horror films that seem to just delight in torture and degredation is getting a bit boring. I get enough of that on the BCG!

Ha. I sometimes like the idea of them, but then once I start to watch I go right off the idea and get scared and switch them off.

Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2011, 11:03 AM BST

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a323649/mi6-hacks-al-qaeda-website-adds-cupcake-recipe.html

So if an enraged militant offers you a yummy cupcake on the tube home, thank MI6!

Hmmm, it might have made more sense to just alter the make-a-bomb description, so that the bomb would not actually explode.

Would have been cleverer. But not as funny.

I've read that there have been cases where instructions were modified with incorrect wiring diagrams so that the bomb would explode while it was being wired up. I assume it's an ongoing game of cat and mouse.

Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2011, 1:20 AM BST

I've read that there have been cases where instructions were modified with incorrect wiring diagrams so that the bomb would explode while it was being wired up.

Ha. That's not too clever! Bad luck to the innocent people in the flat above.

Quote: zooo @ June 9 2011, 1:24 AM BST

Ha. That's not too clever! Bad luck to the innocent people in the flat above.

It's much better than the cupcake switcharoo, Nobody will worry about accidentally mixing up a batch of cupcakes but it's good to make potential bomb makers nervous that their next wire may be their last.

:( Honestly guys cannot watch horror films! I suffer from terrible nightmares so have to ignore them.

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