Close up of radio:
Radio: The Met Office has predicted an end to the two year drought in the UK by forecasting showers this Sunday.
Cut to two people talking outside.
A close-up shows a couple of rain drops land on her face.
P1: Horrible weather isn't it?!
P2 nods in agreement.
No critique? Not even to say it's the worst thing you've ever read and about as funny as Katy Brand?
It'a a nice idea G Man, but it raises a smile more than a laugh. I like your username though, when I joined up I considered 'G Man', 'G Spot' and 'G Zeus', but I digress.
I like the take on how spoiled we would all be if we never had rain 
I found it hard to visualise two pea's having a conversation.