INT. PUB. TWO MEN APPROACH THE BAR.
LANDLORD:
What will it be gents?
MAN 1:
Two pints of cider please mate.
MAN 2:
Cheers.... Hmmm, that's tasty. Yep, I'm in the mood to get drunk today, rip roaring drunk.
MAN 1:
Legless?
TWO ARROWS HIT THE BAR WHERE THE MEN ARE STANDING. CAMERA PANS ROUND TO REVEAL THE ARCHER IS 'LEGOLAS' FROM LORD OF THE RINGS.
LEGOLAS:
What do you want?
MAN 1:
I'll have a whiskey chaser please Legolas.
not bad
Made me 
Silly simple I like
Thank you for feedback.
Short, sharp, to the point 
I liked
How about
Legolas in a bar drunk....or should I say, legless bahahahaha
Sorry they have no cider left, Peregrin Took the last one.
I'll just have to get Merry instead, luckily I was able to Smeagol in some of my own drink.
Sorry, I'm not normally in the Hobbit of making such terrible puns. 
BTW, I like the sketch, bringing together the Legolas/Legless pun with the reference to the strongbow adverts, very cleverly done.
Quote: 404 Not Found @ June 10 2011, 6:35 PM BSTSorry they have no cider left, Peregrin Took the last one.
I'll just have to get Merry instead, luckily I was able to Smeagol in some of my own drink.Sorry, I'm not normally in the Hobbit of making such terrible puns.
It just doesn't beer thinking about. 
I've never seen LOTR, but it's ok. A bit of a groaner, but you know, ok.
Good stuff.