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What's this about a mass grave in Texas? Da Butt?

It's a breaking news story but will probably turn out to be the handiwork of Mexican drug cartels or illegal immigrant smugglers. Possibly both.

Liberty County Sheriff: No bodies have been found
In a press conference, the Liberty County officials said that they are awaiting a search warrant and have found no evidence of any deceased individuals.

But they're saying it's dismembered children!

Where are you seeing it?

Sky news

Quote: keewik @ June 7 2011, 11:49 PM BST

But they're saying it's dismembered children!

First accounts are often wildly inaccurate.

It gets weirder: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7599979.html

Quote: keewik @ June 7 2011, 11:52 PM BST

Sky news

Absolutely has to be true then . .

Nice to see Twitter allows people to sensibly discuss sensitive issues

http://www.gigwise.com/news/63747/Gabrielle-Union-Defends-Rihannas-Man-Down-Murder-And-Rape-Scene

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a323649/mi6-hacks-al-qaeda-website-adds-cupcake-recipe.html

So if an enraged militant offers you a yummy cupcake on the tube home, thank MI6!

Laughing out loud
I now love MI6!

Bit slow on the cupcakes. It was all over the bbc website earlier in the week. Good job I didn't put that sketch in critique.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2011, 11:08 AM BST

Laughing out loud
I now love MI6!

But its how much budget they have these days zooo.

So, do we think that Scats might be a spook? She bakes a lot.

Aparently they replaced

"Mulahh Cobra Kahns kungfu to kill infidels exercises to practise with fellow warriors"

with

"the extreme gay Kama Sutra exercises to practise with consenting friends."

Or a bit further down . .

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a278373/mi6-trialled-semen-as-invisible-ink.html

Must try th se if

"puff puff pant pant"

I n't

"phew"

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 8 2011, 12:58 PM BST

Or a bit further down . .

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a278373/mi6-trialled-semen-as-invisible-ink.html

Must try th se if

"puff puff pant pant"

I n't

"phew"

That's a load of w*nk if you ask me.

Quote: roscoff @ June 8 2011, 2:10 PM BST

That's a load of w*nk if you ask me.

Don't give a toss.

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