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Slow worms?

is there such a thing as a fast worm then?

I am currently using a shampoo that makes my hair shiny. But what if I require both shine and bounce?

Quote: lofthouse @ June 7 2011, 6:48 PM BST

Shower gel sticks to your scalp

Not if you rinse it

Quote: lofthouse @ June 7 2011, 6:50 PM BST

Slow worms?

is there such a thing as a fast worm then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguis_fragilis

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 7 2011, 6:48 PM BST

We just found slow worms in the garden! How's your birthday going, BF?

Yes, very good. We had a birthday BBQ

Although I'm mid 30's now so feeling depressed.

If you grab its tail, it might come off.

I think.

(the slow worm, not bigfella)

That's illegal though!

Quote: zooo @ June 7 2011, 6:52 PM BST

If you grab its tail, it might come off.

I think.

(the slow worm, not bigfella)

You can always try with me if you want zooo Smarmy

Quote: zooo @ June 7 2011, 6:45 PM BST

Might we ask what shampoo it is? I want bouncy hair.

It's milk-based, zooo. Sorry.

Quote: bigfella @ June 7 2011, 6:54 PM BST

You can always try with me if you want zooo Smarmy

Cool

Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2011, 6:55 PM BST

It's milk-based, zooo. Sorry.

I wasn't planning on drinking it. Unimpressed

I feel its important the hair around my bollocks has bounce too.

Image

Lovey

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 7 2011, 6:53 PM BST

That's illegal though!

Aw, good news for worms!

Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2011, 6:44 PM BST

You've lost weight, haven't you, Ellie? Eh?

Well yes, but then I grew horny and it added a couple of lbs.

Anyone dealt with 1 to 1 internet?

I think I've found a company worse than BT

Quote: bigfella @ June 7 2011, 7:49 PM BST

Anyone dealt with 1 to 1 internet?

I think I've found a company worse than BT

me I deal with em all time sup boss?

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