Quote: Marc P @ May 31 2011, 2:17 PM BSTThat's Chip!
It does get quite sweaty on those tubes but most people grin and don't bare it 
The difference between Men and Women thread Page 10
There are mannnnnnnnny pervs on the tube.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 31 2011, 2:14 PM BST
When I was on the tube in London once, this guy sitting across from me was wearing shorts, my friend nudged me and when I looked he had raised his leg revealing his ding dong, he was staring out the window in all innocence so I presumed he was unaware...or maybe he was just a total perv
And that's why gents bits smell nicer, we air them more.
The flasher defence.
I was just airing them!
Quote: zooo @ May 31 2011, 2:48 PM BSTThe flasher defence.
I was just airing them!
I was sunbathing in garden last summer I noticed guy nextdoor lying on lounger, unfortunately I could see up short leg! not pleasant if you don't like balls squashed in a string bag, yuck! did smile though.
Women are allowed to have vibrators in all manner of shapes, colours and sizes. They go to parties and buy them. They go to shops like Ann Summers and buy them. It's one big fun dildo love-in!
But when a man buys a vibrating fanny-toy, he's a perv.
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 6 2011, 8:56 PM BSTWomen are allowed to have vibrators in all manner of shapes, colours and sizes. They go to parties and buy them. They go to shops like Ann Summers and buy them. It's one big fun dildo love-in!
But when a man buys a vibrating fanny-toy, he's a perv.
Lee that was A Laughing Peppa Pig Doll, it was Toys R Us, you shouldn't have taken your pants off till you'd atleast put the damn thing in the bag
But otherwise good point.
I think women buying vibrators is pretty pervy too actually.
But I'm not saying whether I think being pervy is a good or a bad thing. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ June 6 2011, 8:56 PM BSTWomen are allowed to have vibrators in all manner of shapes, colours and sizes. They go to parties and buy them. They go to shops like Ann Summers and buy them. It's one big fun dildo love-in!
But when a man buys a vibrating fanny-toy, he's a perv.
What about inflatable dolls? Men that buy them are saddos, apparently. Well actually they probably are , but that's beside the point...
Men who buy blow up dolls
ALWAYS LET THEIR LOVERS DOWN!!!!!!
ARF ARF!!
Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2011, 9:19 PM BSTMen who buy blow up dolls
ALWAYS LET THEIR LOVERS DOWN!!!!!!
ARF ARF!!
Whenever I think about blow-up dolls I always think how unfair it must be on asthmatics. By the time they've blown up Latex Linda they must be so knackered that they can't give her the attention she deserves.
Maybe if Linda's still a bit under-inflated, they use their inhalers to perk her up a bit. And then if the guy has an asthma attack while on the job, he just sucks on Linda's air nozzle for a quick fix of Ventolin. Which obviously would start deflating her again.
Now THERE'S a scene in Only Fools you'd never see.
They have electric pumps these days
Maybe for the man with several blow up dollz they could invent a bouncy brothel
Quote: sootyj @ June 7 2011, 6:03 AM BSTThey have electric pumps these days
Maybe for the man with several blow up dollz they could invent a bouncy brothel
Haha - bouncy brothel, love it Soots.
This is a bit of a contentious issue, because once upon a time, gender was what statisticians call discrete data, you were either a woman or a man. Now however, we have what those same bores would call continuous data, people can be anything in between a man or a woman. You can have: half man half woman, three-quarters man one quarter woman the list is endless. The only exceptions to this change are the man who is half estate agent and half arse, which apparently amounts to a full pair of cheeks, as well the whole man who has half a parrot in his pocket. You should avoid these types wherever possible.