What's the most idiotic thing you've heard today?
What's the most idiotic thing you've heard today
This
albeit yesterday heard an enervated discussion between some school kids on why fire engines are rubbish, because they don't have guns.
A few weeks ago I heard this on the train: "What people fail to realise is that badger baiting is a sport much like any other."
I hope you kicked him hard in the shins?
Quote: Marc P @ June 7 2011, 8:22 AM BSTI hope you kicked him hard in the shins?
No need. He was an old blustery fool with the extreme red face of a heart attack waiting to happen.
Should have just shouted loudly in his face then. Give him a baiting!
A mum sitting next to her pretty 15 year old daughter saying she'd like her to have a boob job and a nose job. 
(On telly.)
(Silly bitch.)
Quote: zooo @ June 7 2011, 10:41 AM BSTA mum sitting next to her pretty 15 year old daughter saying she'd like her to have a boob job and a nose job.
Would it have been okay if her daughter was ugly?
There's some good ones on the theory test.
This -
"If dazzled by another driver's lights, you should: A- Set your mirror to dazzle the other driver."
and this -
"If you've just had an argument and need to drive you should: A- Have an alcoholic drink to calm down."
are my favourites.
Quote: sootyj @ June 7 2011, 7:49 AM BSTThis
albeit yesterday heard an enervated discussion between some school kids on why fire engines are rubbish, because they don't have guns.
WTF!
I know times are hard and there has to be government prudency but taking the guns from the fire engines is just a step too far.
*Will Cam reaches for phone book to call his MP*
Quote: chipolata @ June 7 2011, 10:52 AM BSTWould it have been okay if her daughter was ugly?
Good point. (No.)
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 7 2011, 10:56 AM BSTThere's some good ones on the theory test.
This -
"If dazzled by another driver's lights, you should: A- Set your mirror to dazzle the other driver."
and this -
"If you've just had an argument and need to drive you should: A- Have an alcoholic drink to calm down."
are my favourites.
Ha!!
It'd be nice if they were all that easy.
From a potential new customer this morning over the phone. (they called me)
HIM: and do you charge an overtime rate for weekend work?
ME: Yes, a flat rate for all of Saturday and Sunday.
HIM: We don't normally allow an overtime rate.
ME: (jokingly) Well, I could always put up the day rate for weekdays
HIM: Oh no, that won't do at all. I'll leave it thank you.
His boss called me 1/2 hour later accepting the terms
Quote: Will Cam @ June 7 2011, 10:59 AM BSTWTF!
I know times are hard and there has to be government prudency but taking the guns from the fire engines is just a step too far.
*Will Cam reaches for phone book to call his MP*
Don't we have a load of VTOL Harriers going for scrap nowadays, we could place those on top of the fire engines.
Ah I would love to have a Harrier.
"Ed Miliband used to be a choir boy, until his adenoids dropped"
I saw a sign in a pub today that said 'coffee - to drink in or takeaway only'