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We went swimming yesterday. We hung the towels out to dry. A seagull crapped on them.

Quote: Tuumble @ June 6 2011, 10:23 PM BST

We went swimming yesterday. We hung the towels out to dry. A seagull crapped on them.

Bird muck's good luck.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2011, 5:09 PM BST

Passed my theory teeest!

Well done. Don't leave it too long to take the practical.

I have like two years!

Quote: chipolata @ June 6 2011, 10:26 PM BST

Bird muck's good luck.

And icky.

Quote: Tuumble @ June 6 2011, 10:23 PM BST

We went swimming yesterday. We hung the towels out to dry. A seagull crapped on them.

Aparently the only cure for the seagull epidemic is to eat them, they're supposed to be good eating.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2011, 10:33 PM BST

I have like two years!

I've known people leave it too long and have to do it again. I've since improved the quality of my circle of friends.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2011, 5:09 PM BST

Passed my theory teeest!

:D Well done Scats.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 6 2011, 6:34 PM BST

They do, it's my second time being called.

You need to be more creative with your excuses. Bad enough being called once.

Congrats Scats

now to start practising for the Knowledge?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2011, 5:09 PM BST

Passed my theory teeest!

Excellent!

Fox fed, on my second (third?) glass of wine and all is well with the world. Apart from bloody Ed b
Balls on Newsnight. Mince him Jeremy! Well actually he's made an arse of himself.

You fed the fox wine?! :O

(har)

Thanks guys! And Laughing out loud Laura!

Quote: zooo @ June 6 2011, 10:53 PM BST

You fed the fox wine?! :O

(har)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Hmmm. That's a thought.

...Speaking of which, what happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine :D ...I'll get my coat

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 6 2011, 10:33 PM BST

I have like two years!

Me too - one on either side of my yead.

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