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Cut it down and then throw it through their window. Or head.

Quote: Timbo @ June 4 2011, 10:13 PM BST

So you're now a treefella?

Laughing out loud TIMBER!!...

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 4 2011, 11:09 PM BST

Status report:
Tapping on arm which is being amazingly unresponsive and still.
Kicking leg which also being very disobedient and not responding.
Can't understand what is going on.

:( Worried are you falling sideways? one side less responsive? I hope it is not a 'mini stroke' TMI or whatever, but ring NHS direct for information very helpful when needed, please report back! cos I am worried... Wave

My "tree" was a mere four or five years old.

Those not having to remove it in the burning heat may only have called it a bush. But they would be wrong.If it is taller than me. Its a tree.

A bush? You should have just trimmed it.

Thats the wife's department

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ June 4 2011, 11:09 PM BST

I'm gonna get you.

:D

Quote: dellas @ June 5 2011, 3:09 AM BST

Laughing out loud TIMBER!!...

:( Worried are you falling sideways? one side less responsive? I hope it is not a 'mini stroke' TMI or whatever, but ring NHS direct for information very helpful when needed, please report back! cos I am worried... Wave

Don't worry I already posted that it was my armchair, sorry to have worried you, but thank you for the concern all the same. Wave

Going to get dressed.

at 12:47pm? I should bloody well think so too

Is glad we have a cool spell ahead.

On a flight from Oklahoma City to San Antonio via Dallas. Ready to go home via a trip to the local pub.

My 8 year old lad today called my mother-in-law 'The Ayatolla of the Caravan'.

I'm so proud...

:) Black floater has gone grey now! think its a wierd thingy.

Quote: dellas @ June 6 2011, 6:13 AM BST

:) Black floater has gone grey now! think its a wierd thingy.

I hope we are talking eyes and not lavatory bowls? See a doctor Dellas.

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